mick's definitions

rocket science

The study of the 'nether regions' and all other unsanitary manouveres and procedures involving the reproductive organs.

"hey jamie did u do ur rocket science homework on premature ejaculation?".

by Mick October 15, 2004

Case of the monday's

when someone comes into work on a monday and they're really pissed off.

"say lawrence when you go into work on a monday and your not feeling too good does anyone ever say to you sounds like a case of the monday's?""no, no man, shit no, i reckon you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that.

by Mick July 9, 2004

lay mud

to drop a shit, hang a terd.

Glenn was watching German porn and the man lay mud on the womens cheast

by mick June 8, 2004

bigcanadiano

Verbose and incoherent.

"My guess, ducks and water that is, can't seem to hide outside of a boxing," is a BigCanadiano sentence.

by Mick May 29, 2004

edging

When wanking. The continual bringing to the edge of shooting a load but backing off to prolong the pleasure.

I’ve been wanking for hours and edging, man my balls ache real bad.

by Mick April 12, 2004

cock

1.) a rooster
2.) to pull back on

1.) my gigantic cock outweighed the others at the cock weighing fair.
2.) I cocked my shotgun.

by Mick April 4, 2004

Shlub

An ugly person

That man is so ugly, he's a shlub!

by Mick March 21, 2004