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Definitions by mick

foolball 

A sport where you throw weird shaped balls, make stupid plays, and score lame touchdowns.
That fat man was watching the foolball game last sunday.
foolball by Mick January 5, 2005

motorcade 

Any wheeled vehicle flying two or more flags. These are often driven by people who, regardless of their background or socioeconomic level, can justly be termed "hicks".

After September 11, some Americans adorned their cars with little flags that affixed to the windows, thus announcing to the highway world the full force and vigor of their Patriotism, which is truer and better than yours. In fact, the flags made them look like the motorcade in the Zapruder film -- whence the term -- and a week or two later the highways were strewn with tattered, broken, muddy, and multiply run-over dime-store degradations of Old Glory that, scientists agree, reflect more accurately the current state of national affairs.

These fools can still be seen today. They are Americans, and far more patriotic than you could ever be; you are the enemy. After all -- how many flags are on *your* car?
gah, another fuckin' motorcade! grab dash yo
motorcade by Mick December 27, 2004
A person (usually a girl) with a: hot ass, ugly face
Damn, she looked fine. But when she turned around, I was dissappointed to she that she was a HAUF.
HAUF by mick November 20, 2004
An old Dublin slang for a taxi. Coined due to the horrific condition of the exhaust in pretty much every taxi
Growler by Mick November 18, 2004
A person brought up in an awseome town. They usually kick ass at everything they do.
Man, I suck at life! I wish I could be a Webo.
Webo by mick November 15, 2004
A maladjusted house cat.

Evolved from booger, used as an affectionate insult.
The woogie knocked over his water bowl again.
woogie by Mick November 11, 2004