motorcade

Any wheeled vehicle flying two or more flags. These are often driven by people who, regardless of their background or socioeconomic level, can justly be termed "hicks".

After September 11, some Americans adorned their cars with little flags that affixed to the windows, thus announcing to the highway world the full force and vigor of their Patriotism, which is truer and better than yours. In fact, the flags made them look like the motorcade in the Zapruder film -- whence the term -- and a week or two later the highways were strewn with tattered, broken, muddy, and multiply run-over dime-store degradations of Old Glory that, scientists agree, reflect more accurately the current state of national affairs.

These fools can still be seen today. They are Americans, and far more patriotic than you could ever be; you are the enemy. After all -- how many flags are on *your* car?
gah, another fuckin' motorcade! grab dash yo
by Mick December 27, 2004
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mange

To purposely do sweet F A, fill in time, drag out a day at work.
lets jus mange,
What are yous doin? jus mangin'
by Mick August 30, 2008
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Dimbleby

Named after the annoying TV presenter David Dimbleby, a spineless little gibbering cretin-cum-social commentator, meaning someone who is a complete and utter waste of space...
That toadying Prime Minister Blair is a Dimbleby with bar.
by Mick December 07, 2003
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rocket science

The study of the 'nether regions' and all other unsanitary manouveres and procedures involving the reproductive organs.
"hey jamie did u do ur rocket science homework on premature ejaculation?".
by Mick October 15, 2004
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bejaysus

Term of exclamation used by many inhabitants of rural ireland
Bejaysus that was a mighty feed woman!
by Mick April 18, 2005
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clift

A real eejit. A person of below average intellect.
The clift got her up the duff.
How would that clift pass an exam?
by Mick April 18, 2005
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ded

"You are D-E-D, ded!"
by Mick July 22, 2003
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