move slop

ejaculate ! the CURSE of the male!, which serves as it's primary focus, damning the male to HELL!

not being published, jeff went off to 'touch himself' and move slop, with the help of NO ONE !

WHAT kind of "loving god" designs a creature which CONSTANTLY must move slop ??

"ungoverned sex" can help the "challenged" move slop
john had spent a lifetime "burning in hell" trying to move slop

he couldn't believe he/she was willing to help him move slop !
by michael foolsley May 28, 2022
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plump with lump

need for defecation, have a shit, 'take' a shit, potential movement of the bowels, preg-o-not, one being "full of shit"
-be right back! i'm plump with lump!!

his theories were plump with lump

my 'propho' burst and jane ended up plump with lump

YOU'RE a LIAR jay!!, you're TRULY plump with lump!!
by michael foolsley October 28, 2013
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bump job

one's pelvis 'bumping' someone's butt as unwanted anal is administered , commonly found in the work environment! ,
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)
the "big kings" should give that bob guy a bump job ! , he's useless! (response: ) agreed! , except he's their favorite butt !

HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !

the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !
by michael foolsley June 02, 2022
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titillate your parts

(OR; titillate ONES' parts!!)

as in orgasm, or extreme pleasure of the senses!!

extreme joy!!, possibly extending to ones' "prime parts"!!
that godiva chocolate will titillate your parts!

SEE if i can't titillate your parts!!

that special food item might titillate ones' parts!!

having a 'boner'/getting 'moist' over a NOUN
by michael foolsley November 01, 2011
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bottom burned

what parents would say to children re: spanking

what life can do to one
'Put down that $10,000 vase this instant!! do you want your bottom burned??'

he got his bottom burned by the trooper
by michael foolsley December 02, 2009
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slabbers

those in the death business...undertakers, funeral homes, or perhaps M.E. pathologist, , e.t.c.

those whose work invariably has a body on a 'slab' !
i've got the reaper stalking me, and the slabbers drooling !
that fentanyl had my buddy with the slabbers
the slabbers are waiting for YOU !

that fat ass T---p , needs to be with the slabbers !
by michael foolsley March 16, 2024
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soft month

re: bill paying! -a soft month would be a month when the payments are a bit 'light'...-no quarterly payments or 'forgotten', or unexpected charges, like doctor co-pay, insurance, taxes, speeding ticket, e.t.c.
i did my bills, but it was a soft month, without any extra 'sting'

-had a soft month this month!, -next month, the whole world will probably need money...
by michael foolsley July 27, 2010
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