Definitions by michael foolsley
check the street
a phrase for the slightly insane...to be said at one's leisure when ambulatory. a visual check for the secret police, regular police, riff-raff, hit squad, trumpers and/or libtards coming for YOU ! . seeing as how civil war is right on the horizon, a few extra moments to grab your guns (plural, OF COURSE!) is nice !
i'm going to grab a cup of coffee then check the street !
urban dictionary bumped my would be contribution, when i went to check the street !, i didn't take it personally !
urban dictionary bumped my would be contribution, when i went to check the street !, i didn't take it personally !
check the street by michael foolsley September 11, 2020
eye
sleep, rest, bedtime
from the slang; "shut-eye" ! eye just seems more "user friendly" and easier to say somehow. people can often (slowly) actually figure out it means sleep! (without an explanation)
from the slang; "shut-eye" ! eye just seems more "user friendly" and easier to say somehow. people can often (slowly) actually figure out it means sleep! (without an explanation)
i've got (the) insomnia, and almost NEVER get any eye !
(the) cannabis has helped with my TERRIBLE problem getting eye !
i-yi-yi-yi !! ANOTHER night with NO eye !!
(the) cannabis has helped with my TERRIBLE problem getting eye !
i-yi-yi-yi !! ANOTHER night with NO eye !!
eye by michael foolsley March 27, 2020
schoolmarmy
a "plain jane" who under duress could probably provide a wicked sexual "treatment", making short work of the male,
possibly more so than a "hot" appearing woman.
this being said, the schools HAVE been known to employ some excruciatingly HOT educators.
possibly more so than a "hot" appearing woman.
this being said, the schools HAVE been known to employ some excruciatingly HOT educators.
damn!, when that librarian puts on her glasses, she looks totally schoolmarmy.
that schoolmarmy looking "babe" made me go limp !
that schoolmarmy looking "babe" made me go limp !
schoolmarmy by michael foolsley February 20, 2020
must be free!
an item in a shop or store that has NO PRICE on it. one must then chase down an "agent" , who will usually take many moments to find the price (or NOT) i usually just walk away !...too much trouble !
jim: this package of foolsley's turds on a roll , doesn't have a price ANYWHERE ! juliet: must be free!
must be free! by michael foolsley February 20, 2020
male soul milk
the creamy substance dispensed by the penis that is the literal "essence" of the male ie: ejaculate / spermatozoa
usually a spiritually damning battle is required to get it from point 'a' to point 'b' !
usually a spiritually damning battle is required to get it from point 'a' to point 'b' !
john couldn't find a milk maid to help in removal of his male soul milk !
male soul milk was playing havoc with jim's mental well being !
male soul milk wasn't published, so john went of to the "pickup bar" in search of a 'milk maid' !
male soul milk was playing havoc with jim's mental well being !
male soul milk wasn't published, so john went of to the "pickup bar" in search of a 'milk maid' !
male soul milk by michael foolsley December 20, 2018
nut bustin' good
comparing an experience (usually food) to the glory of the spermatozoa exiting its' scrotal, prostate and testicular 'home"
and YES!, not an experience enjoyed by the female ! (clit-titillatin' good ?)
and YES!, not an experience enjoyed by the female ! (clit-titillatin' good ?)
aunt mary's chaw lit orgasm treats were nut busting good!
that walnut flavored tofu was nut bustin' good!
that bacon was nut bustin' good!
those vegan 'treats' were nut bustin' good!
that walnut flavored tofu was nut bustin' good!
that bacon was nut bustin' good!
those vegan 'treats' were nut bustin' good!
nut bustin' good by michael foolsley December 14, 2018