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tightening of the throat while belching, raising the belch pitch way higher, morphing the belch into more of a scream (or "rebel yell")
-always commands attention!!, folks can't figure out WHAT is happening!! -perfect for the college campus, or pub, bar!!
-always commands attention!!, folks can't figure out WHAT is happening!! -perfect for the college campus, or pub, bar!!
jim did a garrote belch, when he had that pretty blond all a-coo!!
i popped a garrote belch in the shopping mall, and a few heads spun around!!
i popped a garrote belch in the shopping mall, and a few heads spun around!!
by michael foolsley January 17, 2011
Get the garrote belch mug.non-recyclable garbage -refuse that recylers don't want/won't take for various reasons (like 'hardware' or 'software' in garbage language)
i keep one can for hard bage, and one for soft
time to de-bage (take out "trash") wheres' my hard bage can?
got me lots of hard bage
time to de-bage (take out "trash") wheres' my hard bage can?
got me lots of hard bage
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
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he had some seriously darling buds
i think the darling buds rock band is dead
he had some seriously darling buds
i think the darling buds rock band is dead
by michael foolsley January 4, 2010
Get the darling buds mug.avoiding food/s that 'whistle' for the BULK ! (FAT) , also can be used for vegetarian diets
ie: eating 'bird seed' !!
ie: eating 'bird seed' !!
john: judy got her perky butt back ! gleason: she's on the hartz mountain diet !!
the hartz mountain diet helps scare off the 'BULK' !!
janine had too many "DUNG WRAPS" , and went on the hartz mountain diet !!
the hartz mountain diet helps scare off the 'BULK' !!
janine had too many "DUNG WRAPS" , and went on the hartz mountain diet !!
by michael foolsley December 9, 2023
Get the hartz mountain diet mug.finding oneself at the opticians, trying on eyeglasses and being unable to perceive how a particular style of glasses make you look like a fucking dork, dweeb, owl; e.t.c.
as an eyeglass wearer, some of the hardest work i've ever done!!...eyeglasses are very much like picture frames, which can either compliment or un-compliment a painting. -plus, one can't see 100% while looking at/through frames with no lenses!! (contacts easy to love!, but twice the money and appointments...-then there is laser surgery!)
i always had trouble appreciating the 'older womens' glasses from yesteryear, that had upside-down stems and were HUGE; making someone look a bit like an owl!!
as an eyeglass wearer, some of the hardest work i've ever done!!...eyeglasses are very much like picture frames, which can either compliment or un-compliment a painting. -plus, one can't see 100% while looking at/through frames with no lenses!! (contacts easy to love!, but twice the money and appointments...-then there is laser surgery!)
i always had trouble appreciating the 'older womens' glasses from yesteryear, that had upside-down stems and were HUGE; making someone look a bit like an owl!!
she was taking the eyeglass challenge, and ended up choosing a pair that made her face look severely pinched!
he chose a pair of glasses during the eyeglass challenge that were the absolute 'most' for his face, but cost $500
she found a pair of glasses during the eyeglass challenge, that lent themselves to a 'slut' look!
he chose a pair of glasses during the eyeglass challenge that were the absolute 'most' for his face, but cost $500
she found a pair of glasses during the eyeglass challenge, that lent themselves to a 'slut' look!
by michael foolsley June 28, 2011
Get the eyeglass challenge mug.guitarist ass fuck john's diddle-li-dih in 'cut your heart out' around 3:00 on the poop eater's new CD is joyous!!
eddie van halen's diddle-li-dih in 'beat-it' makes me swoon!!
that electric 12-string pilot cut loose a sweet diddle-li-dih!
eddie van halen's diddle-li-dih in 'beat-it' makes me swoon!!
that electric 12-string pilot cut loose a sweet diddle-li-dih!
by michael foolsley August 10, 2010
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words of wisdom from a welder, probably now either retired and/or dead!
words of wisdom from a welder, probably now either retired and/or dead!
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
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