prophyillactic, rubber, trash can liner
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
Get the garbage bag mug.i was going to wear my mcfoolsley's tavern 't' shirt but i've had too many shit-sandwiches and beer, and its' gotten too grabby!
bought a swingin' 't' shirt, but it was cut too grabby in the neck!!
got to jettison some weight! half my 'doo-doo' has gotten too grabby!!!
bought a swingin' 't' shirt, but it was cut too grabby in the neck!!
got to jettison some weight! half my 'doo-doo' has gotten too grabby!!!
by michael foolsley April 03, 2010
Get the grabby mug.holiday produced fat -from eating lots of aunt mary's chocolate orgasm 'treats', and getting jiggly fat!
i'm going to try and beat the holiday bulk this year!
got me lots of holiday bulk for a present this year!!
got me lots of holiday bulk for a present this year!!
by michael foolsley December 05, 2009
Get the holiday bulk mug.dave was doing double back flips trying to get a slice of that reality defying redhead!!
a lot of poor fellows burning in HELL!, trying to get a slice!
a lot of poor fellows burning in HELL!, trying to get a slice!
by michael foolsley December 07, 2015
Get the get a slice mug.the new 'retirement'...those with hardly any retirement savings, e.t.c, who just 'get tired smiling' may opt to commit suicide, due to ridiculous cost health services, dealing with women who 'don't like sex' and failing body parts; contributing to making ones' life experience progressively 'lesser'
john opted for controlled expirement, things weren't going too well for him after he hit sixty and his money was nearly gone!
(and the women wouldn't 'put out'/don't like sex!)
expirement is going to be the NEW retirement!!
(and the women wouldn't 'put out'/don't like sex!)
expirement is going to be the NEW retirement!!
by michael foolsley May 02, 2012
Get the expirement mug.being in a bar-b-cue joint, a place that serves pork!! -one is not likely to get 'blowed-up' there!!
by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
Get the muslim safe mug.male; SEX! ANY PORT IN A 'STORM'!
the concept of a male 'creaming' just about anywhere! (broken glass, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)
if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a "quickie", it would be at least SOMEWHAT understandable; if they 'shopped' some "quality transportation"!!.
why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to 'hammer' some SKANK??!!
at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of 'hammering' anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!
the concept of a male 'creaming' just about anywhere! (broken glass, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)
if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a "quickie", it would be at least SOMEWHAT understandable; if they 'shopped' some "quality transportation"!!.
why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to 'hammer' some SKANK??!!
at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of 'hammering' anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!
he had the sailor bill syndrome, and was pounding a hole in the side of a dumpster!!
the sailor bill syndrome had its' talons into the libido of the male...he was caught 'fucking' a 50 lb box of roofing nails.
the sailor bill syndrome had its' talons into the libido of the male...he was caught 'fucking' a 50 lb box of roofing nails.
by michael foolsley June 12, 2011
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