michael's definitions

bube

Hair found on female breasts

I got really grossed out when I choked on a bube

by Michael January 5, 2004

Christophobe

n. One with an irrational fear or hatred of Christians. Sometimes practised by people who think they know everything.

We fear what we do not agree with or understand.

Society says it's wrong to be a homophobe but it's okay to be a Christophobe.

by Michael January 5, 2004

chocolate butternut

a woman who is so hot that you would stick donuts in her ass and eat them with shit on them and blood

damn that bitch is fine she is definatley a chocolate butternut

by Michael January 4, 2004

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows

a fictional brand of marshmallow advertised by a cartoon character, named Homestar Runner

"After i drink a tall glass of melonade, I eat about 147 Fluffy Puff Marshmallows."

by michael January 2, 2004

toast

Toast is an acronym. It is meant to be applied to a morbidly obese woman. It stands for Tits On or Above STomach. Referring directly to woman who's breasts reach extends to their FUPA.

That Jenny Craig looking, T.O.A.S.T having woman betta step off.

by Michael December 31, 2003

I don't think you're fat

Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.

GF: I hate my body - do you think I'm fat?
BF: I don't think you're fat.

by Michael December 29, 2003

zanzi

myhtogical man who flew from city to city

i think i saw zanzi!

by michael December 18, 2003