michael's definitions

Cunt lips

Also known as ‘vulval lips’. The outer lips are usually fleshy, and the inner lips are usually thin but, like every other part of the body, they come in all shapes and sizes. In some women, the inner lips are completely enclosed by the outer lips. However the inner lips are more sensitive than the out lips.

Can also be used as a greeting.

Walking into a room of people, spotting the bitch and saying "Alrite cunt lips!"

by Michael February 26, 2005

Merr

The resulting noise of hitting a deer with a potato when you walk into your backyard and see them mating.

When I threw the potato at the deer it went Merr.

by Michael August 3, 2004

cohnsyspenis

small

cohnsy has a small penis

by Michael March 25, 2003

Booby Beth

Phat (fat) biatch (bitch) who has medically massive chouncage.

mic: look at that booby beth
sean: thats my girl friend
pete: nice kajungas
mic: mmmmmmmm
sean: she played hungry hungry hippos as a child

by Michael August 3, 2004

punk rock

a fast style of music created most of the time by 3 chord progessions.

bands that fall into the punk rock genre are the sex pistols, the clash, the ramones, iggy pop and the stooges, the buzzcocks etc.

bands that do not fall into the punk rock genre are led zeppelin (someone said this in an earlier post, they are hard rock, not punk rock), good charlotte, blink 182, avril lavigne, simple plan, sum 41 etc.

sheena is a punk rock-er.

by michael May 24, 2004

jonzin

In need of something

I was jonzin for some sex, drugs, blee last night.

by michael May 5, 2003

Kali

A Filipino martial art focusing on bare-handed techniques as well as fighting with weapons, especially sticks and knives. Kali is often called Escrima (Fencing) or Arnis (a name given by the Spanish to the decorations on the weapons). Kali places a great emphasis on wrist strength, dodging, mobility and smooth flow. Other main aspects are the implementation of articular levers and the study of the human body's pressure points. It is a very effective fighting style, using every part of the body as a weapon and ditching flashy techniques in favor of quicker, more straightforward ones which can provide fast kills.

"Karate is a one-on-one confrontation between two honorable fighters; Kali is war."

by Michael November 25, 2003