michael's definitions

Beef Jerky

The loose, rigid, salty labia of an aged female slut.

They had an all-you-can-eat Beef Jerky buffet at the womens retirement home.

by Michael April 22, 2005

ull0r

ultimate austrian "soliär"-owner

Ull0r's solitär-score is unbelieveable

by Michael January 2, 2005

woot!

exclm; used in times of great excitement; to express a stage of extreme excitement; often used instead of "yes!" "saweet!""awesome", etc.;

Kid 1: "What are we doing tonight?"

Kid 2: "Getting high on Vlad."

Kid 1: "Woot!"

by Michael May 13, 2005

Bunk

really stupid and lame and dumb and dissapointing and loserish and annoying and stupid and crappy and shitty and horseshitty and stupid and lame.
sounds even better when you say it with hecka

Aw man, thats hecka bunk.

Yo dawg, that chick was like, B-zunk!

Dude, right now im going to use a synonym for stupid lame dumb loserish and stupid.....buNk!

by Michael June 2, 2004

big blubbering vagina

1. a pompous, belligerent, self-righteous and self-contradictory ass who portrays himself to be something he's not and likes to taunt others for proving him wrong. such people fail to admit defeat and instead continue to blubber.

Bill O'Reilly is a big blubbering bagina.

by michael March 1, 2004

G-Tar

A shortened version of the word Guitar, meaning a musical instrument. Particuly used by younger people.

"Somebody go feth my G-Tar and I'll play some songs."

by Michael February 27, 2005

Aviva

A joyful spring. A person that shines and brings meaning to your life.

You are my Aviva.

by Michael September 15, 2003