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Definitions by mfomari

A term commonly misused to describe someone stupid or to describe a man's nether region.

Turkey, a term popularized by the Simpson's episode, "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder", that means to roll a perfect game in bowling.
Homer rolled a Turkey last night at the alley, with the Pin Pals.
Turkey by mfomari February 28, 2025

Freewhack 

A term used in video games that describes a boss (or very hard to defeat NPC) in a game, that is not essential to completing the game.

For example, the big freewhack in Minecraft could be the Elder Guardian. As of now, sure, it drops an armor trim, but killing it isn't important to beating the game unless you go for a %100 playthrough.
Steve: Oh my gosh, the Elder Guardian is such a freewhack
Alex: Yeah, it's not worth it to kill him. I just go to the ocean monuments for sponges.
Freewhack by mfomari February 28, 2025

Deerclops 

A boss entity that comes from the game, 'Don't Starve' and is also seen in Terraria as a freewhack.

Stylized in both games as something that must be summoned in winter, this giant one-eyed deer is usually seen standing on two feet, has white fur, and is very large compared to the player.
Don't Starve Player: Hey, it's winter, why don't we fight Deerclops?
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Terraria Player: I found some flinx fur, lets craft the Deerclops summon.
Deerclops by mfomari February 28, 2025

Goonicide 

The word that relates to an event that occurred early 2025.

A man, Nautica Malone, had been seen driving through Bikini Beans Coffee, a popular coffee dispensary much like Starbucks, with his pants down and his privates out.

The women in the drive through were recording his actions, and while they were not defendable, many have dubbed Nautica the "goonlord" as he soon after commited suicide because he didn't want to be seen as a gooner or lowlife by his wife and two children.

The term "Goonicide" comes from the fact that a suicide took place over an event that related to gooning.

Many have protested against Bikini Beans Coffee for being responsible for the death of Nautica. This could have been by driving through the drivethrough pantless themselves, or attending the "gooneral" that took place soon after Nautica's death.

If you'd like, there are many people who have talked on this situation on YouTube, (Papa Meat, penguinz0, Pyrocinical, etc:...) Or, there's an article on Complex.com written by Joe Price that can be viewed by searching Google for, "Nautica Malone Goonicide Complex Article)
Protester 1: Are you attending the gooneral for Nautica's untimely death?
Protester 2: Yeah, of course! You know I won't miss the goonicide funeral. I can't dishonor Nautica's courage
Goonicide by mfomari February 10, 2025

Rez (Revive) 

A term often used in fast paced gaming to shorten the word, 'Revive'. It originated in the hit game, Fortnite that released in 2017. It means to bring a teammate back into the fight or revive them after being gunned down or sprayed by an opposing force.

Often in relation to the term, DBNO (Down But Not Out)
Teammate 1: Rez (Revive) me so we can win this tourney!
Teammate 2: I can't! This dude's in my box and he has a spas
Rez (Revive) by mfomari February 10, 2025

Nuyorican 

A "slur" for Puerto Ricans that means someone who is born Puerto Rican (both parents native to the island) but is actually born in New York city. A large population of Nuyoricans live in the Bronx, but most seem to not care much about their culture. It's considered very rude to call someone Nuyorican if they were born in NYC but moved to Puerto Rico.
Native Nuyoricans hate to be called by what they are: a Nuyorican
Nuyorican by mfomari November 15, 2024

Unc (Uncle) 

A person who has mannerisms and a closet style that would imitate someone old.
O'Neal: This grass is gonna get it today!
Ryan: How old ARE you?
O'Neal: I'm literally the same age as you!
Ryan: Yeah okay... Unc (Uncle)
Unc (Uncle) by mfomari November 15, 2024