me 's definitions

Loud-mouth Lardo

Someone who is fat and obnoxious and, of course, loud-mouths a lot. Usually white trash or black trash that can't keep quiet even in a school computer lab. They also love to start fights with people that they don't like.

Shaniqua is such a loud-mouth lardo. Someone needs to put a trumpet mute in her mouth.

by ME December 2, 2004

pucker factor

The pucker factor was so high you couldn't pull a straight pin out of his ass with a bulldozer.

by Me September 6, 2003

the wheel

The women that cylce through your head when you masturbate.

Man, that chick is hot. She's going on my wheel.

by Me December 19, 2004

Besteristest

Better than the best of the best.

Not Good
Not Better
Not Best
Not Bestest
but...

BESTERISTEST!

"You are my besteristest friend in the whole wide world!"

by Me March 10, 2005

mk

Shortened version of umkay, which is slang for okay.

im going clubbin' tonite.
mk, can i come?

by ME December 23, 2003

snitch

Someone whos death is caused by baseball bat to the back of the head...after I find the MOTHER F***ER WHO SNITCHED ON ME AND GOT ME THROWN IN JAIL!!!!

"Hey, I forgot to mention, but I was the one that called the cops on you that night, I uh hope your not mad." "O no I'm not mad, I've gotten over it, here, lets shake hands and be fri-<BOOM> <CRACK> <SMASH> <WA-POW> <THUD>......... bitch.

by ME April 19, 2005

Jackass

1. A donkey
2. My boss (or your boss)

My boss sucks and yours probably does too.

by Me September 29, 2003