mayanaze's definitions

Masshole

Derogatory term originating in New England to refer to somebody from Massachusetts. Most commonly used while driving.

Dammit! That masshole just cut me off!

Sorry I’m late for work, all the masshole leaf peepers caused a traffic jam on Route 101.

by mayanaze November 11, 2021

Freedom eagle

A unit of currency equivalent to one U.S. Dollar

$100 dollarydoos is equivalent to 78 freedom eagles.

by mayanaze April 26, 2021

Oh no moment

When you have been drinking heavily and are having a great time, when suddenly you become extremely nauseous.

I was dancing at the frat party last night when I had an oh no moment and puked all over the pong table.

by mayanaze April 16, 2022

Lifted truck

A truck that has had its suspension modified so that it rides way too far off the ground, usually to the point where the high center of gravity could actually be dangerous. Normally driven by someone who chews dip, starts fights, and has an extremely tiny penis.

My lifted truck has straight pipes and rolls coal, but my dick is still two inches hard. What in tarnation?

by mayanaze February 21, 2017

Fuck it

Usually said when doing something ill-advised, disregarding any and all consequences

I’m pretty sloshed, I shouldn’t drink anymore... fuck it, get me another shot

by mayanaze June 8, 2018

Nicotine

Nicotine will fuck up your life. It is the addictive chemical in cigarettes and, more recently, vape pens like the Juul. It makes you feel dizzy and a little bit happy for about a minute, but frequent users don’t even feel this effect anymore and just need it to feel normal. It is not worth it at all to get addicted. It’s bad for your lungs, especially if smoked in a cigarette.

I’ve been smoking for 5 years now and I get out of breath really easily. I also cough up a shitload of phlegm whenever I clear my throat. I really need to quit using nicotine.

by mayanaze July 19, 2018

FUI

Fucked up individual. Usually someone who has done something that is viewed as socially or morally wrong.

Did you hear about Eric beating the hell out of Cam last night? He's in the hospital and he might never recover! Damn, what an FUI.

The old gym teacher got caught with illegal pornography on his computer. I always knew he was an FUI.

by mayanaze February 21, 2017