Lifted truck

A truck that has had its suspension modified so that it rides way too far off the ground, usually to the point where the high center of gravity could actually be dangerous. Normally driven by someone who chews dip, starts fights, and has an extremely tiny penis.
My lifted truck has straight pipes and rolls coal, but my dick is still two inches hard. What in tarnation?
by mayanaze February 22, 2017
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Condescending

Subtly showing that you feel superior to others. Is usually viewed as extremely douchey
Oh, I hate that kid. He's such a condescending piece of shit.
by mayanaze February 22, 2017
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Shut the fuck up

1. A way to convey your annoyance or other displeasure at another person’s remarks.

2. An expression of disbelief.

3. Describes a successful outcome of definition 1.
1. Person A: “Did you hear that in the new Star Wars movie, towards the en-
Person B: “Shut the fuck up! You’re gonna spoil it for me!”

2. Person A: “Dude, Alex bought a brand new Bugatti Chiron!”
Person B: “Shut the fuck up, are you serious?”

3. Person A: “I told Eric not to spoil the end of the new Star Wars movie and he shut the fuck up.”
by mayanaze July 20, 2018
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Chevy SS

Possibly the most slept on car ever.
Dude, did you hear about David's new Chevy SS? That thing is the shit!
by mayanaze February 07, 2017
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Tailgating

This dude was tailgating me the whole ride home... I really just wanted to slam on the brakes!
by mayanaze April 25, 2018
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Volodymyr Zelensky

Former actor and comedian who is now the president of the nation of Ukraine. Also holds the world record for having the largest balls of any human being in history.
Volodymyr Zelensky is a complete fucking badass.
by mayanaze March 02, 2022
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Oh no moment

When you have been drinking heavily and are having a great time, when suddenly you become extremely nauseous.
I was dancing at the frat party last night when I had an oh no moment and puked all over the pong table.
by mayanaze April 16, 2022
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