Cat

A perfect illustration of the principle that all words, no matter how basic, are ultimately made up.
"Hey guys, what do you think about 'cat' for this meow thing?" Cengiz asked.
by maxkeepsitreal1 February 19, 2010
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stilltarded

adj. - residually intoxicated after a surprising length of time
"Saturday night was intense. My hangover didn't even kick in until Monday. I spent all of Sunday stilltarded."
by maxkeepsitreal1 May 18, 2009
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premature emailulation

the accidental sending of an email before one finishes writing it
Premature emailulation has been a real problem for me since switching to gmail. That send key keeps getting pressed.

I was writing an apology letter to Carol and prematurely emailulated right in the middle of a sentence. It was really embarassing.
by maxkeepsitreal1 January 12, 2007
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terminal relationship

A long-term romantic relationship between two unmarried, unengaged people, who are generally considered to be a married or engaged couple for all purposes.
Jack and Jill have been together almost seven years and still no engagement ring. It's only a matter of time, though. They're totally in a terminal relationship.

This party is a terrible place to meet women. They're all married, engaged or in terminal relationships.
by maxkeepsitreal1 February 07, 2010
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Ito

Delicious guilty-pleasure chips or snacks ( usually made by Frito-Lay/PepsiCo), such as Doritos, Cheetos, Fritos, and Tostitos.
You guys have great guac and hummus and all, but these veggies are just not doing the job. We need some itos!
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Pop a gator

A one-man dance move in which the dancer keeps his feet stationary and bends as far back as possible while moving arms, head and torso festively. Performed almost exclusively by men in New Orleans during Mardi Gras parades, particularly when a woman is shaking her behind.
Look at that girl shakin' her ass! I'ma pop a gator!! Who dat?!
by maxkeepsitreal1 February 20, 2010
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circadian rhythm method

A type of birth control in which one partner drugs the other with a sleeping pill prior to sex, with the intended effect that such person will fall asleep prior to ejaculation. This method is even less effective than the rhythm method and is not recommended.
"We're out of condoms, but it's no problem... I've got enough ambien for us to use the circadian rhythm method."

"Well, she's not on THE pill, but she's on A pill... circadian rhythm method style."
by maxkeepsitreal1 May 22, 2008
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