maxkeepsitreal1's definitions

semisocialize

To attend a large gathering of people where mingling with strangers is encouraged (e.g., a party or bar) but converse only with the small handful of people one arrived with.

"Those parties are bullshit for meeting people. Everyone just shows up and semisocializes in their own little cliques."

"The guy throwing that party might be douchey, but let's go anyway. We can drink his booze and semisocialize."

by maxkeepsitreal1 June 12, 2008

modifaker

An adjective or adverb that everyone pretends has a general purpose meaning, but in reality is only ever used to modify one word.

The only thing that can be "unrequited" is love. The only thing you can be "voracious" at is reading. The only thing that anyone is "flamboyantly" is gay. So, "unrequited," "voracious" and "flamboyantly" are all modifakers.

by maxkeepsitreal1 June 12, 2008

circadian rhythm method

A type of birth control in which one partner drugs the other with a sleeping pill prior to sex, with the intended effect that such person will fall asleep prior to ejaculation. This method is even less effective than the rhythm method and is not recommended.

"We're out of condoms, but it's no problem... I've got enough ambien for us to use the circadian rhythm method."

"Well, she's not on THE pill, but she's on A pill... circadian rhythm method style."

by maxkeepsitreal1 May 22, 2008

othertask

An extreme variety of multitasking, othertasking is the act of totally ignoring a present, serious task for another, usually less serious, task. Such behavior is only true othertasking if it is couched in the fiction that both tasks are being worked on.

"I really needed to watch the last half hour of that movie, but I was stuck in class, so I turned on my computer, put my earphones in and othertasked the movie. Way more efficient than just skipping class."

"There is no way I can write this essay and finish this crossword in the next hour... that is, unless I sit in front of my computer with the essay in front of me and othertask the crossword."

by maxkeepsitreal1 May 18, 2008

roll baller

To present oneself extravagantly. Rolling baller usually involves an ostentatious display of wealth, but it also implies a certain attitude of not-giving-a-fuck-ness.

I thought we were keeping it pretty real, until Eli Manning showed up in a Bentley filled with hot women and champagne. That guy can roll baller, man.

by maxkeepsitreal1 March 10, 2008

stay-at-homo

A homosexual couple's counterpart to the housewife. When only one man in a gay couple is a breadwinner, out earning income for the couple, the one that tends to house affairs is a "stay at homo." This term was coined by Howie Chapman in fall 2007.

"Phil works like a machine. He gets a lot of support from John, his stay-at-homo."

by maxkeepsitreal1 December 26, 2007

manvestite

A tranvestite who isn't fooling anyone.

Look at that manvestite. That is some really half-hearted cross-dressing!

by maxkeepsitreal1 August 30, 2007