Definitions by max

grannyman 

The most l33t member of a forum/bulletin-board or on IRC.

Too cool to handle.

grannyman is so l33t! OMFG I wanna be like him!

grannyman by max April 19, 2004

email 

A horrible and inneficient way to communicate with people in the world.

My email inbox was filled with tons of spam and porn.

email by Max April 11, 2004

cornbread 

your ass's virginity

If you go to jail, you will most likely lose your cornbread

cornbread by max April 7, 2004

34 1/2 

giving yourself oral sex

A man sucking his own dick, or a woman eating herself out

34 1/2 by max April 7, 2004

maximus 

A product used for penis enlargement.

I went to the store to buy Maximus so I could impress my girlfriend in the sack

maximus by max March 29, 2004

big feet 

it means big shoes

i have small big feet

big feet by max March 23, 2004

smelly butt 

a strong stench coming out of someone's behind area

justine has a smelly butt

smelly butt by max March 23, 2004