Ja Rule

A stain in your underwear caused by insufficient wiping.

I had to do an extra load of laundry to get the Ja Rules off my whites.

by Matthew November 01, 2004

Varinia

The world's most beautiful lady to ever exist. With a bat of her precious eyes, men faint from excessive infatuation.

I talked to Varinia on AIM this afternoon, I nearly passed out when she initiated the video chat.

by Matthew December 08, 2004

cushtie

good, sweet, alright, comfortabe

im cushtie wit at
meaning i am compfortable with that

or if someone says how are you u say cushtie

by matthew February 11, 2004

mudvayne

god,the greatest thing ever to happen to heavy metal

look at that god band over there, and their drummer rules like crazy

by matthew April 05, 2003

Campbell student

Someone with enough time and money on their hands to sit at a school in the middle of nowhere, and do absolutely nothing, and go absolutely nowhere, and eat absolute crap for up to 8 years of their meaningless life

Hey, why does that guy have absolutely no personality at all? Oh, thats Matthew, he went to Campbell University.

by Matthew April 03, 2005

Pleyuhhh

An evolved version of player or playa. It simply means a person who is damn near the coolest person on earth. There are only very few known pleyuhhh's.

Yo wassa pleyuhhh? You are freakin awesome!

by Matthew November 27, 2004

Highlarious

HIGH-lar-i-us (adj): A particularly clever yet unpretentious joke or situation which does not readily present itself as humorous absent higher intellectual processing. The rare occurrence where a British-style pun is actually quite funny. This definition, however, explicitly excludes esoteric, disciplinary humor such as that shared amongst PhD candidates, law-students and anyone remotely associated with the New Yorker.

1. It took me a while to realize that John Doe was actually highlarious.
2. "Everybody Loves Raymond" is neither highlarious, nor remotely funny for that matter. See: crimes against humanity.

by Matthew December 27, 2005