matt's definitions
by Matt November 12, 2003
Get the Stamp Bagmug. In a nutshell, alchemy was "chemistry" before the periodic table. It was believed that combining the four basic properties (earth, fire, air, and water) in certain ratios could produce iron, gold, booze, and even life itself. Alchemy was no longer practiced after LaVosier's studies and the publishing of the Periodic Table of Elements.
by Matt July 19, 2005
Get the alchemymug. by Matt September 22, 2003
Get the play it offmug. If you ever want to get rid of the rodents in your house, pour some tiger piss around your yard. I'm not kidding, it works.
by Matt September 5, 2004
Get the tiger pissmug. by Matt June 26, 2006
Get the travis pastranamug. by matt November 17, 2003
Get the FWAmug. the act of taking a noodle from a pool, and driving around stalking people, then attacking them with the noodle
by matt November 18, 2004
Get the noodlingmug.