illinoising

1. (A.) The quality of being both annoying and originating from or residing in the state of Illinois at the same time.

2. (A.) The quality of being annoying while being physically located in the state of Illinois.

3. (V.) The act of simultaneously being annoying and originating from or residing in the state of Illinois.

4. (V.) The act of simultaneously being annoying and being physically located in the state of Illinois.

I met my cousin in Chicago last weekend for lunch, and, man, was she Illinoising me! She wouldn't stop talking!

by Matt January 14, 2005

sproge

past tense of sporge

When I climaxed I sproge all up inside my gf's pussy.

by Matt April 21, 2005

nubmuffin

kinda like a nubcake but much smaller

josh: hey matt, whats the password?
matt: same as usual, nubmuffin

by Matt November 23, 2004

fagget

1. A queer person

2. Bundle of Sticks

_(And only if you are canadian
3. A person who smokes
_stupid canadians)

The Fagget, Do Young is holding a fagget.

by matt March 17, 2005

leet

leet l33t l337 1337 - "elite" in computer terms, getting lucky at a computer game and actually doing half decent for a change, hacker wannabes. This term can also be used in a generic slang in chat rooms

"I was playing counter strike last night, and i actually killed someone, im proper leet" or when there referring to me because im uber
"I was playing counter strike last night and some guy was on, he was leet, i wish i was a good player who didnt have to resolve to cheating to get more kills than deaths"

by Matt November 10, 2003

1337

one thousand three hundred and thirty seven

(i do know the true meaning)

guy: i am 1337!!
me: you're a number??

by matt March 3, 2005

comedy pyramid

A game played on the radio where callers ring up on the topic at hand and try and have the funniest quip.

by matt October 22, 2003