mat's definitions

pasty

A friggen retard. One who is most likely dumb, and scrawny.

Pasty. He is scrawny, and friggen retarded.

by Mat April 1, 2003

muho

when i know katie thinks its real.

that muho good.

by mat May 2, 2004

paleface

Describes a person who rarely gets exposed to sunlight, thus making their skin somewhat lighter than the average person.

Balfa7<NuBeas> and InSaNe<NuBeas> play on their computer all day, they're such palefaces.

by mat December 31, 2004

Hamlegs

Female legs which resembles a smooth sasuage and/or leg of ham.

She has hamlegs

by Mat August 11, 2003

880991

This number when multiplied by the speed of sound, is the speed of light; aka mach 880991 (the speed of light).

When you see something it's not exactly how it looked when you saw it because the light has to travel to your eyes, and it does so at mach 880991, fast, but not instant.

by Mat May 30, 2005

cock

penis over 7 inches in length and 3 inches around.

i said i need some cock not wennier.

by Mat July 30, 2004

&cent;¨ú

On some Operating Systems this shows up as a heart.

I ¢¾ my momma

by Mat July 1, 2004