marty's definitions

cockaroni

Noun. American. 2005.

Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.

"Did you see that guy squeel his tires in the parking lot as he peeled out for the JV softball girls? What a total fucking cockaroni, dude."

by Marty March 9, 2005

rudy palmer

scariest man in the world. looks like a clown without makeup. likes 16 year olds named catherine. very weird.

rudy palmer has a dildo.

by marty May 18, 2003

smh

Tablecloth

Why do you read the SMH? It's too big! At home we use it to protect our dinner table! Go for a REAL paper like the Daily Telegraph!

by Marty June 17, 2003

pop

Slang for alcoholic beverage, cocktail, beer, etc.

My buddies and I went out last night and had a few pops.

by Marty January 29, 2005

NyQuil

A non-prescription liquid medicine for treating the common cold that contains alcohol and an anti-histamine that has particularly strong sedative effects. Taken at bedtime, it usually provides for a good sleep.

Brian took a dose of NyQuil and was asleep in 20 minutes.

by Marty January 7, 2005

marty hard

term used to describe partying to it's maximum potential

YO! We're raging tonight.. MARTY HARD!!!

by Marty May 13, 2005

chloral hydrate

One of the oldest non-barbiturate sedative-hypnotic drugs. Also known as "knock out drops".

They gave me some chloral hydrate and the next thing I knew it was lights out!

by Marty January 7, 2005