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Zyklon

The stuff that the Nazis used in their concentration camps to gas people to death.

Also known as hydrogen cyanide.

by Mark H August 17, 2004

tank up

To drink heavily to the point of getting zonked out of your mind.

Last night I tanked up so much, that I passed out and dreamed that I was swimming in a sea of beer.

by Mark H August 17, 2004

rim job

When not used in a sexual sense, a "rim job" can refer to customizing the wheel rims of a car to make it look more spiffy and pimped out.

Girl's mom: Now where's little Susan at? I really hope she doesn't get into any "fleshy" situations with that new beau of hers!
Girl's dad: Why don't worry honey! She just went to her boyfriend's auto garage so he can give her a rim job!





Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

by Mark H September 1, 2005

weapon of gas destruction

A very pungent, very volatile, evil-smelling fart that can possibly cause nearby people to lose their willpower.

Can be easily caused by a person eating too much food that gives gas.

I am so fucking pissed off! I totally ruined my relationship with that girl because while I was dancing with her at the senior prom, I let out an uncontrollable weapon of gas destruction that left her and other couples in total disarray and dismay!

by Mark H July 2, 2004

Queen Kong

A technical slang term for a fat woman.

(entering Fernando's room)

Jorge: So essay, what have you been up... *notices his friend Fernando's bed smashed in half due to some intense weight* ...holy shit man! What, did you have some sort of intimate sexual encounter with Queen Kong, or something?
Fernando: Naw man, but yes, my girlfriend Fatima(Get it? FAT-ima!) was here yesterday and she was letting me stick it to her. The combined weight of both of us was about 600 pounds and it was, well, too much for the bed to handle.
Jorge: (suddenly has a rather nauseating mental image of Fernando having sex with a morbidly obese porker who looks like a cross between Rosie O'Donnell and Jabba the Hutt)
Fernando: Um, dude what's wrong, you look a little pale.
Jorge: Um yeah guey, I uh... that menudo that I ate this morning uh... really had a bad effect on my system. Can I use your bathroom?
Fernando: Sure, dude.
Jorge: (goes to the bathroom and then loses his lunch in the toilet)





Mark H. Gracing UrbanDictionary with my vocabulary since February 2004.

by Mark H December 20, 2004

TOFU

Ghetto slang acronym for the following phrases:

1. To Fuck Up
2. Totally Fuck Up
3. Too Fucked Up(or Totally Fucked Up)
4. Too Old For You

1. Yo biatch, gimme back d'ose G to da Bizzears 'fore I'm going TOFU yo trick ass self!

2. Ayyo, tonite I'm gonna TOFU dat niggapotamus fo' tryin ta sleep wit ma girl!

3. *crying* My momma's bernie, yo. Breast cancer. This is just TOFU!

4.

High School Kid 1: Yo mah dogg, our new english teacher be so dayum hot, I wanna be a man and make da bitch moooaaaan!

High School Kid 2: Nawww G, she being about 30 and you 18 years old, dat woman be TOFU!

by Mark H September 7, 2004

big enchilada

1. A significantly important, valuable, or influential person or thing. Synonym of big cheese.
2. Slang for a rather large penis.

Ron Jeremy is and has always been the big enchilada of America's porn scene.

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Mark H. UD slang author since February 2004.

by Mark H September 27, 2005