The act of sleeping with or dating someone for with no intention of ever having a serious relationship with them and then dumping them after 3 months/90 days as to move on or to keep from hurting the victim of the affair. Often, both parties know that they are not suitable for each other.
Smart, attractive, jaded, and/or hypersexual females are often the culprits of ninety night-stands. Rich men, players, married and/or hot men are also frequent culprits. These people are not necessarily players, but they are opportunists.
Young, needy, cute, plain and/or naive women as well as women with low self esteem who are good in bed are frequent victims. Unemployed, hot, lower class, stupid and/or neanderthalic men who are good in bed are frequent victims.
Smart, attractive, jaded, and/or hypersexual females are often the culprits of ninety night-stands. Rich men, players, married and/or hot men are also frequent culprits. These people are not necessarily players, but they are opportunists.
Young, needy, cute, plain and/or naive women as well as women with low self esteem who are good in bed are frequent victims. Unemployed, hot, lower class, stupid and/or neanderthalic men who are good in bed are frequent victims.
Jim: I've been dating this smokin' hot music executive for a few weeks now. She is so perfect. I want her to be my sugar mama.
Tom: You dumbass. You fold shirts at Banana Republic for a living and you don't even have your GED. You're her ninety night-stand.
Angela: (sobbing) I can't believe that Dr. Spencer broke up with me. He was so great and so good in bed.
Psychiatrist: You dumb bitch. He's married to a total MILF. You're not even that cute. It was a ninety night-stand, not a relationship. He just wanted to try stuff his wife wouldn't do and throw you to the curb.
Angela: But he said he loved me after we slept together.
Psychiatrist: He probably meant that he loved that you'll do all the freaky shit his wife wouldn't do.
Tom: You dumbass. You fold shirts at Banana Republic for a living and you don't even have your GED. You're her ninety night-stand.
Angela: (sobbing) I can't believe that Dr. Spencer broke up with me. He was so great and so good in bed.
Psychiatrist: You dumb bitch. He's married to a total MILF. You're not even that cute. It was a ninety night-stand, not a relationship. He just wanted to try stuff his wife wouldn't do and throw you to the curb.
Angela: But he said he loved me after we slept together.
Psychiatrist: He probably meant that he loved that you'll do all the freaky shit his wife wouldn't do.
by margaretsanger December 24, 2005
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I read Eve Ensler's new book, The Good Body. It's quite good.
Eve Ensler is a great role model for rape survivors.
Eve Ensler is a great role model for rape survivors.
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
Get the Eve Ensler mug.The best anti-depressant that I've ever tried. It can make you anxious or irritable, but it starts working WAY quicker than SSRIs. Beginning dose is generally 150 mg, treatment dose is 300 mg, and if ineffective or tolerance developed, 450 mg. It is NOT an SSRI and it does not have sexual side effects. Should not be taken by people with bulimia, history of seizures, etc.
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Get the wellbutrin mug.author, socialite, rich kid. born nicole camilla escoveda, daughter of one of lionel richie's bandmate. she was raised from by lionel at the age of 3 and adopted he formally adopted her at the age of 9. Her godfather is Michael Jackson. She dropped out of the University of Arizona and was treated for drug addiction. She co-starred with Paris Hilton on The Simple Life, though they are no longer close. Her antics and wild partying had her appear as the funny, crude, chubby one. She had an incredibly shocking transformation, losing a great deal of weight, changing her hair, behavior, and dress. Many believe she suffers from an eating disorder or abuses drugs due to her skeletal figure, though her father attributes it to stress. She was formerly engaged to DJ AM. She is close friends with Lindsay Lohan and Mischa Barton.
Nicole Richie looks like she's lost even more weight.
Nicole Richie is thinspiration for many girls with anorexia.
I really love Nicole Richie's black dress at the award show.
Nicole Richie is thinspiration for many girls with anorexia.
I really love Nicole Richie's black dress at the award show.
by margaretsanger December 27, 2005
Get the nicole richie mug.Deposit of subcutaneous (right under your skin) fat and fibrous/connective tissue that results in dimpled, cottage cheese or orange peel appearance depending on amount of fat; affects a majority of women but only really fat men. Generally appears in butt and thighs. Even super skinny people can have cellulite as it seems that it is somewhat hereditary or hormonal. Creams and pills can improve the APPEARANCE of cellulite, but it will go back to looking bad when you stop using them. Liposuction does not remove cellulite. To get rid of cellulite, one must exercise and cut out bad foods, especially ones with preservatives. There is also an expensive treatment known as Endermologie that gets rid of it. If one stays fit, it actually reduces with age.
I can't believe this. My doctor says I'm underweight but I have cellulite on my thighs. Damn genetics.
I got rid of my cellulite by exercising a lot, lifting some weights and cutting out processed foods. Now my bottom half looks as sexy as my top half!
I got rid of my cellulite by exercising a lot, lifting some weights and cutting out processed foods. Now my bottom half looks as sexy as my top half!
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It is often used in a negative way (generally by another gay person)to infer that the person is not "gay enough."
Used by Boy George to describe Rosie O'Donnell when he was obviously hungry for publicity.
It is often used in a negative way (generally by another gay person)to infer that the person is not "gay enough."
Used by Boy George to describe Rosie O'Donnell when he was obviously hungry for publicity.
negative: Ellen Degeneres is such a pottery barn lesbian. She needs to be gayer on her show.
positive: Rosie O'Donnell is a pottery barn lesbian. She's comfortable enough with her sexuality but it is not the only thing that defines her.
positive: Rosie O'Donnell is a pottery barn lesbian. She's comfortable enough with her sexuality but it is not the only thing that defines her.
by margaretsanger December 26, 2005
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