Monkey Spank

A man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals.

Johnny is such a monkey spank.

by Marc April 03, 2005

Plungerboard

Plungerboard - Often used sitting down to enable the rider to lean side to side to keep controll.

Riding down on a PlungerBoard(TM) There are left and right turns, Useing your legs/upper body to turn around them.

by Marc November 29, 2003

blue balls

When you're close to orgasm but then you stop cause your parents are coming. Felt in the balls and partially in the taint

Oh ya, here it comes...*walking noises* Oh no my parents *zip*

by Marc December 18, 2003

computer tech

a person who gets underpaid to fix simple user errors

Person A:"My computer is working."
Person B:"Call that computer tech"

by marc September 04, 2003

check your neck

a phrase used as a warning to be on the look out for someone or a group of people whom are going to attack you. Used mainly among prisoners and street hoods to instill fear in a rival gang member or person whom they dislike.

best check your neck son

by marc June 20, 2006

turd blossom

1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin.
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)

1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."

by Marc April 01, 2004

Joy ride

A great song on Grand Theft Auto one. The One which started it all. Has the best music and most rememberable.

Take it to da edge theres nowhere ta hide and call up da boys and lets go fora joy ride

by Marc August 14, 2004