marc's definitions

i-had-a-dream-about-kissing-those

Level 100 lips on a scale of 1. Must be soft, supple, and belong to girls of HIGH caliber.

See "Ashley Burger"

by Marc December 28, 2003

skizz

an all purpose word that mad pimps use to replace any word chosen by the user

1. let's skizz this skizz yo
2. we skizzin on that skizzy

by Marc October 24, 2003

christicle

A sxc lemur : who is always wrong and is a miracle

Christie :

by Marc April 8, 2003

nuker

Contemporary kitchen appliance that heats food by exposing water molecules to a constant beam of radiation. Newer models radiate all the molecules in food. Men's second best friend: the Microwave oven.

Frozen Burritos? Pop 'em in the nuker!

by Marc May 27, 2004

shit-nuts

when a guy whipes his ass from back to front

Ralph is shit-nuts

by Marc December 14, 2002

big chicken dinner

1. n. (military) slang for a BCD or "bad conduct discharge", the second least desired status of a US military serviceman.

A serviceman usually leaves with an honorable, general under honorable conditions, general under dishonorable conditions, or the big chicken dinner. If he really fucked up, he'll get a dishonorable discharge.

by Marc February 14, 2004

Tenderizing

The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger. Do not try this with a vagina, mouth, eye, or ear as you may find both your partner and yourself in a shitload of pain.

I must tenderize your anus.

by Marc April 4, 2005