Definitions by marc
hoover
1 n. a person who (a) is well-practiced at performing oral sex on a male, performs the act a lot, or (b) is seen in a negative light for performing the act. See also, (complimentary) suckstress, (derogatory) slut.
2. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than his fair portion of shared cocaine. See also pig.
3. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than a safe amount of cocaine. See also, party girl, coke head.
4. n. in SCUBA diving, a person who depletes his air supply more quickly than others in the group.
5. n. or v. in some parts of Great Britain and Australia, a generic term for "vacuum cleaner" (as people in the United States say "Coke" when they mean soda or "band-aid" when they mean adhesive bandage).
2. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than his fair portion of shared cocaine. See also pig.
3. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than a safe amount of cocaine. See also, party girl, coke head.
4. n. in SCUBA diving, a person who depletes his air supply more quickly than others in the group.
5. n. or v. in some parts of Great Britain and Australia, a generic term for "vacuum cleaner" (as people in the United States say "Coke" when they mean soda or "band-aid" when they mean adhesive bandage).
1. (a) My girlfriend gives great blowjobs. She's a fucking hoover!
(b) That hoover has blown every guy in the club. I wouldn't stick a stolen dick in that mouth.
2. We agreed to divvy up an eight-ball of coke three ways, but that greedy hoover Carl bumped half of it before we got any.
3. If Emily doesn't stop snorting so much coke, that hoover is going to give herself a heart attack.
4. I still had half a tank left, but we had to surface because Joe was being a total hoover and had used up all his air.
5. We spilled dirt on the carpet, so we had to hoover the entire floor. What did we use? A hoover.
(b) That hoover has blown every guy in the club. I wouldn't stick a stolen dick in that mouth.
2. We agreed to divvy up an eight-ball of coke three ways, but that greedy hoover Carl bumped half of it before we got any.
3. If Emily doesn't stop snorting so much coke, that hoover is going to give herself a heart attack.
4. I still had half a tank left, but we had to surface because Joe was being a total hoover and had used up all his air.
5. We spilled dirt on the carpet, so we had to hoover the entire floor. What did we use? A hoover.
suckstress
suckstress by Marc February 14, 2004
wix
One who is overly obese , has children , Doesn't see them , Drink's Bourbon with them even though they're only 12 and 13 years old , Still plays virtual places chat from dusk till dawn after 11 and a half years.
willies
1. n. a sense of dread or extreme discomfort.
2. n. or adj. term used to describe a Jeep manufactored prior to the time that the American Motor Company (AMC) took over production.
2. n. or adj. term used to describe a Jeep manufactored prior to the time that the American Motor Company (AMC) took over production.
1. The sight of blood always gave the squeemish man the willies.
2. The Jeep show featured a lot of catagories, including stock, modified, and even a Willies section.
2. The Jeep show featured a lot of catagories, including stock, modified, and even a Willies section.
straight acting
1. Conventionally masculine. Describes a homosexual male whose behaviour resembles that of the traditional heterosexual or straight male stereotype. Often considered politically incorrect (or even homophobic) as a label, but can be used facetiously. May apply to gay males who exhibit conventional masculinity out of a genuine predisposition, as well as to those who affect it out of insecurity (sometimes to remain in the closet).
2. The gay male equivalent of the lipstick lesbian. As a social phenomenon, the "straight acting" homosexual breaks from gay stereotypes in a way comparable to the metrosexual's defiance of straight stereotypes. (Both labels rely on stereotypes in order to be understandable, even as they describe non-stereotypical behaviour.)
2. The gay male equivalent of the lipstick lesbian. As a social phenomenon, the "straight acting" homosexual breaks from gay stereotypes in a way comparable to the metrosexual's defiance of straight stereotypes. (Both labels rely on stereotypes in order to be understandable, even as they describe non-stereotypical behaviour.)
1. "I've never considered myself downright flaming, but my straight acting boyfriend makes me look sooo faggy."
2. "He's so straight acting he passed by my gaydar undetected."
3. "I hate the term 'straight acting.' I mean, who's to say that straight people aren't trying to act like US?"
2. "He's so straight acting he passed by my gaydar undetected."
3. "I hate the term 'straight acting.' I mean, who's to say that straight people aren't trying to act like US?"
straight acting by Marc January 27, 2004