slug trails

Markings left by a woman.

That bird i copped off with last night has left huge great slug trails on my bed sheets / laminate flooring / kitchen worktop / car bonnet / face delete as appropriate

by mark November 16, 2003

quess

Mr Weaver's way of saying guess.

Have the program quess a letter.

by Mark November 08, 2003

Rock

Born in the south, evolved from blues. Pioneered by Chuck Berry, stolen by Elvis. Acheived perfection between '65 and '73. Died in the early 90's. The name is used to describe pop music marketed towards teenage males in modern times.

Nickleback is "modern" rock.
The beatles, the who, Led Zep, Hendrix, Berry etc. are REAL rock.

by Mark July 06, 2004

bif naked

Bif Naked aka Beth Hopkins, is a fabulous female Canadian rock singer. She has featured on the Buffy soundtrack, and also apeared in a few movies.

"wow bif naked rawks!"
"your telling me!"

by Mark June 19, 2004

cocksmoke

A huge deuchbag/asshole. Cocksmoke.

You are a cocksmoke.

by Mark July 08, 2003

pickuduphone

pick up the phone

pickuduphone, home

by mark September 09, 2003

turgid-love-rocket

A term usually reserved for the erect male member.

Yo! Tyrelle! Git your ass over here now and blow on my turgid-love-rocket till it bathes your sweet tonsils in cock custard

by Mark November 25, 2003