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𝑽𝒂𝒏

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𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒉𝒐𝒆👅💦 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒃𝒊𝒔𝒉
𝑫𝒂𝒎𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒂 𝑽𝒂𝒏
𝑽𝒂𝒏 by 𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒌 April 21, 2021

Benchi 

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When preparing food, it is the action of accidentally slapping ones penis against the preparation counter (bench).
"oh man, I was making dinner last night and gave myself the worst benchi ever!"
Benchi by Mark March 31, 2020

Goldfarb 

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verb

Goldfarb, Goldfarbing, Goldfarbed.
1. To engage in a circuit of rigorous physical activity with the aim of maintaining optimum body health. Actions include weight training, cardiovascular exercise, and stretching.
2. To maintain the proper diet in association with the physical activity. This is a low-carbohydrate, low-fat diet that is high in protein and fiber. One must refrain from refined sugars and starches. Micronutrients are obtained through fresh vegetables and fruits such as eating bananas for potassium.
3. To selflessly assist others in their pursuit of gaining and maintaining optimum physical health.
4. The act of taking away business from a colleague, such as when a waiter takes a table from another waiter's station.

From Goldfarb, Marc. (1973- ) a strangely lovable fitness guru and lifestyle expert/madman of Jewish/Italian descent from the Philadelphia area.
1. My muscles are so sore from all that Goldfarbing I did this morning.
2. Don't push that chocolate cake on me, I'm trying to Goldfarb.

3. Sometimes when I work out I wish I had someone to Goldfarb me and keep me motivated.
4. Dude, why did you Goldfarb me? That was my customer.
Goldfarb by Mark March 8, 2011

BTL 

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below the line. refers to someone that is below a certain "line" of social stature
This club sucks. Too many BTLs.
BTL by Mark December 7, 2010

astronomnomnomical 

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When something is so delicious that it defies Earthly comprehension.

See also 'nom nom nom'.
Freshly-ground black pepper on fresh strawberries. The peppery taste disappears, but somehow multiplies the strawberry-ness to astronomnomnomical levels.
astronomnomnomical by Mark November 30, 2010

The Hobgoblin 

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A sexual maneuver in which the male grabs one leg and hops on one foot while the female is giving him head.
After the party, Billy and Lucy went to their room and did the hobgoblin.
The Hobgoblin by mark December 24, 2008

the letters 

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refers to HIV or AIDS
A: Did you hear? Jamie is dating someone with the letters.
B: Wow...
the letters by Mark October 19, 2008
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