Definitions by manyperson
Clunged
1) To have had sex with a woman. After this, you can say you have been clunged.
2) Completely Clunged
To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.
Once you have successfully been clunged, you can die happy.
2) Completely Clunged
To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.
Once you have successfully been clunged, you can die happy.
Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.
*60 years later*
Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.
*60 years later*
Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!
Clunged by manyperson August 10, 2009
Completely Clunged
To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.
Must not be confused with simply 'clunged' which is to only have had sex once.
Must not be confused with simply 'clunged' which is to only have had sex once.
Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.
*60 years later*
Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.
*60 years later*
Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!
Completely Clunged by manyperson August 10, 2009
PARTY!
The exclamation used by Sixth Form students, whenever they hear something that brings them joy, usually the likelihood of a booze-filled houseparty coming up, and they need to express that joy to everybody else present.
McLameass: I'm having a party tonight y'all!
Jordyn: AHHH! LOVE THAT! PARTY!
Peter: Is there a party going down?
Jordyn: YEAH!
Peter: PARTY!
Jordyn: AHHH! LOVE THAT! PARTY!
Peter: Is there a party going down?
Jordyn: YEAH!
Peter: PARTY!
PARTY! by manyperson August 10, 2009
wahooo!
Exclamation made by legendary people to other friends when they learn that their submission onto sites such as urbandictionary.com, Fmylife.com, MLIA.com and GHM.com have been accepted and published.
Petey: That word I made up just got published on urbandictionary.com!
Jordyn: WAHOOO! That really embarassing FML that happened to me today was published on Fmylife.com!
Petey: WAHOO!
Jordyn: WAHOOO! That really embarassing FML that happened to me today was published on Fmylife.com!
Petey: WAHOO!
wahooo! by manyperson August 10, 2009
Epic Fail
Epic Fail by manyperson August 10, 2009
to [munt]
Billy and Timmy went to the graveyard, dug up a corpse. Billy put his mouth at the corpse's rotting vagina, and Timmy jumped on her stomach so that all her bodily juices flowed out into Billy's eager mouth.
Billy: What did we just do?
Timmy: We went munting!
Billy: Or we?
Timmy: Munted
Billy: Which is a variant of the verb...
Timmy: To Munt.
Billy: What did we just do?
Timmy: We went munting!
Billy: Or we?
Timmy: Munted
Billy: Which is a variant of the verb...
Timmy: To Munt.
to [munt] by manyperson August 10, 2009
messy
Person #1: Dude, you were so messy last night.
Person #2: Like, messier than Jordyn Greason?
Person #1: No, noone has ever been such a mess as she.
Person #2: Like, messier than Jordyn Greason?
Person #1: No, noone has ever been such a mess as she.
messy by manyperson August 7, 2009