Good Christian Bitches

1) Any group of female hypocrites. Good Christian Bitches don't necessarily have to be Christian. I'm looking at you Zenobia.

2) see also Southern Belle

1) These good Christian bitches are drunk and making a lot of noise in the backyard after the baseball game.

2)My friend Leroy banged a lot of good Christian bitches when he came home off the GI Bill. There was nothing HQ could do.

by major_delmac March 29, 2011

macaroni and cheese

Asian girls who love black men, sometimes to the point of irrationality. "Macaroni" from the well worn theory that all blacks are macks and "Cheese" from the softness of asian female skin.

Gong Li is straight up macaroni and cheese. She listens to alot of Ruben Studdard.

by major_delmac March 01, 2005

dowry

what the father of a rich single broad uses as a bribe to get a man to marry her crabby little ass. see also: money. Similar, but not to be confused with a shotgun wedding.

apu: I will give you a dowry of 10 sacred cows to marry my desi, the spoiled little airhead she is.

Leroy: fo shizzle my bollyizzle.

by major_delmac March 07, 2005

Pope-A-Dope

A failed death vigil. What happens when the media thinks the Pope or other aging world figure is getting ready to die and then he doesn't, thus wasting a lot of news time. Based on a fighting style once used by boxer Muhammad Ali known as the "Rope-A-Dope".

I missed the last episode of Red and Meth because of the Pope-A-Dope on CNN.

by major_delmac March 01, 2005

Cunt Nazi

A woman who attempts to cockblock a potential interracial romantic situation.

Girl #1: Wow, Amber is digging Leroy big time.

Cunt Nazi: Ew! If she doesn't leave him alone I'm going to get her fired.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Anna Kournikova

The so called epitome of american beauty who only dates non americans.

see also: boat whore, trophy wife, gold digger.

That Anna Kournikova sure has a nasty little slice shot on the tennis court.

by major_delmac March 04, 2005

Newsporn

High intensity -breaking- news that captivates the world and preempts all programming. Unlike most other news, it is recordable and rewatchable.

Osama bin Laden has been killed. CNN MSNBC and C-Span have interrupted their normal coverage to cover the event. My DVR says I'm recording "Unthinkable: The Alzheimer Epidemic", but I know better... I now have the largest newsporn stash on the east coast.

by major_delmac May 05, 2011