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love and touch

Your lady on the side. A mistress. Your down low woman. Unlike a wife or girlfriend, all she ever wants to do is love and touch you.
Major League Player: Gisele is my love and Touch.

Leo: I am mortified. Damn you, Flavor Flav!
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
mugGet the love and touchmug.

Babymaker

An extremely fertile woman. See also: hot oven.

A woman who loves to make babies.
Daisy was trying her best to bring back the days of seven or more kids per family. She's a real babymaker if there ever was one.
by major_delmac March 12, 2005
mugGet the Babymakermug.

usurper

a woman who is good at stealing men already spoken for. a woman who may or may not be in the process of luring a man into an affair.
Rebecca thought that Jillian's repeated requests to "share audio files" with her fiancee Tyrone was something that only a very skilled usurper would think to do.
by major_delmac March 10, 2005
mugGet the usurpermug.

United Nations Whore

A super hot woman of any race who can speak "proper" in front of white men and "street" in front of black men in order to accomodate her pocketbook more proficiently. Women of this type usually give great head due to their hall of fame caliber tongues. Usually found in dancehalls and strip clubs, females of this kind are rare in America due to its history of anti-miscegenation.
White man: I heard you were talking that for shizzle shit to college boy Tyrone last night. You're just a big old United Nations Whore.

United Nations Whore: May I borrow $1000?

White man: Okay.
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
mugGet the United Nations Whoremug.

D.W. Griffith

The first Klansman to effectively fool common american citizens into hating black men though the use of a propaganda film entitled "Birth of a Nation".
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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Measurement Blonde

A blonde who gets off on giving black guys head so she can compare dick sizes.
Yo dat blonde took me measurement fo shizzle... wait, what am I saying, I'm an accountant!
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
mugGet the Measurement Blondemug.

rare form

To be in "the zone". To perform with supreme flair and confidence.
"The kid is in rare form tonight."

-Billy in "Purple Rain"
by major_delmac March 31, 2005
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