Definitions by major_delmac

usurper 

a woman who is good at stealing men already spoken for. a woman who may or may not be in the process of luring a man into an affair.

Rebecca thought that Jillian's repeated requests to "share audio files" with her fiancee Tyrone was something that only a very skilled usurper would think to do.

usurper by major_delmac March 10, 2005

dowry 

what the father of a rich single broad uses as a bribe to get a man to marry her crabby little ass. see also: money. Similar, but not to be confused with a shotgun wedding.

apu: I will give you a dowry of 10 sacred cows to marry my desi, the spoiled little airhead she is.

Leroy: fo shizzle my bollyizzle.

dowry by major_delmac March 7, 2005

ankle grabber 

when a womans ankles are grabbed during sex. can be done by either party.

fuck and get up is how i do them stank hoes. - Ice Cube

ankle grabber by major_delmac March 4, 2005

Anna Kournikova

The so called epitome of american beauty who only dates non americans.

see also: boat whore, trophy wife, gold digger.

That Anna Kournikova sure has a nasty little slice shot on the tennis court.

Anna Kournikova by major_delmac March 4, 2005

jesse jackson 

a black guy who did the same thing white guys do and got everybody mad at him, thus proving he was on the right track.

Don't hate, congratulate.

-Jesse Jackson

jesse jackson by major_delmac March 4, 2005

maradona 

to be supremely talented and still get over when your talent is gone. See also: O.J. Simpson. Best viewed by those who live in lands far away from the individual.

maradona gets over again, but his second goal was even better.

maradona by major_delmac March 4, 2005

macaroni and cheese 

Asian girls who love black men, sometimes to the point of irrationality. "Macaroni" from the well worn theory that all blacks are macks and "Cheese" from the softness of asian female skin.

Gong Li is straight up macaroni and cheese. She listens to alot of Ruben Studdard.

macaroni and cheese by major_delmac March 1, 2005