machman's definitions

Slotmail

The art of creating a hotmail account with which to seduce/ensnare women and/or obtain certain types of image.

'I have racked up quite a stash thanks to my Slotmail account.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Anal Bead-Seed

To use an anal bead and lose said bead within one's anus, thus 'planting' said bead.
(To reap what you sew)

'Why are you walking so wierd''Planted an Anal Bead-Seed.'

by Machman January 26, 2009

Pretard

n. A term used to declare Either:
1.) Someone beyond retarded, obviously a devolved/primal retard.
2.) Someone of a pre-school intellect
3.) Someone more retarded than a mongoloid child.

'Man, you are such a pretard.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Smacklipping

The art of cunnilingus or eating vajay.
To smack her lips ;)

'That was some good smacklipping'

'Lipsmacking smacklipping!'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Baby Bel-End

A product, the result of maturing smeg/dickcheese (wrapping in tin foil helps with freshness) then proceeding to dip in wax, creating a seal like the cheese product baby bel, on the end of your bellpiece.

'Try some of my ba ba ba, ba Baby Bel-End.'
'Yum... nice.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Arachnorks

Either the breasts of a spider, or some super situation involving eight breasts, or simply an eight-breasted woman.

'Check out the Arachnorks on that spidey!'

'I was surrounded, in a barrage of Arachnorks'

by Machman January 26, 2009

Glegg

Curly Bum Hair

'You sir, are a total GLEGG head!'


'I Just caught my gleggs in my thong'

by Machman January 25, 2009