Anal Bead-Seed

To use an anal bead and lose said bead within one's anus, thus 'planting' said bead.
(To reap what you sew)

'Why are you walking so wierd''Planted an Anal Bead-Seed.'

by Machman January 26, 2009

Hometail.com

a convenient mispelling of hotmail.com, which resulted in the birth of a new word... Probably describing a hottie in your inner circle.

'Yes, yes she is some serious Hometail.com'

by Machman January 26, 2009

Pretard

n. A term used to declare Either:
1.) Someone beyond retarded, obviously a devolved/primal retard.
2.) Someone of a pre-school intellect
3.) Someone more retarded than a mongoloid child.

'Man, you are such a pretard.'

by Machman January 26, 2009

Funnilingus

n. The art of performing Cunnilingus for fun, or a particular experience of Cunnilingus that was 'fun'.

'Oh my god manlads, I just had some smacklipping funnilingus.'

by Machman January 26, 2009

Walnut Imprint

Arsehole... Shcvincter... Butthole... You know it.

'Check out my sweet walnut imprint!'

'Cor, my walnut imprint is SORE!'

by Machman January 26, 2009

Fungina

n. A vagina which is ideal for funnilingus

'Wow, she was YOUR girlfriend?'
'Totally mate, that was a/some Fungina!'

by Machman January 26, 2009

Braps

n. A deragotory term used for the breasts of a 'ho' (Whore/Slag/Lucie)

'Oi, slag, get your Braps out!!'

'Nice Braps!'

by Machman January 26, 2009