Person 1: "Hey i cant think of a word that fits into my essay"
Person 2: "You are probably thinking of grundle-oid"
Person 1: "Whats that mean?"
Person 2: "Its too hard to explain, just put it in, it will make u look smart."
Person 2: "You are probably thinking of grundle-oid"
Person 1: "Whats that mean?"
Person 2: "Its too hard to explain, just put it in, it will make u look smart."
by mike January 06, 2005
Every sailing ship had to have cannon for protection. Cannon of the times required round iron cannonballs. The master wanted to store the cannonballs such that they could be of instant use when needed, yet not roll around the gun deck. The solution was to stack them up in a square-based pyramid next to the cannon. The top level of the stack had one ball, the next level down had four, the next had nine, the next had sixteen, and so on. Four levels would provide a stack of 30 cannonballs. The only real problem was how to keep the bottom level from sliding out from under the weight of the higher levels. To do this, they devised a small brass plate ("brass monkey") with one rounded indentation for each cannonball in the bottom layer. Brass was used because the cannonballs wouldn't rust to the "brass monkey", but would rust to an iron one.
When temperature falls, brass contracts in size faster than iron. As it got cold on the gun decks, the indentations in the brass monkey would get smaller than the iron cannonballs they were holding. If the temperature got cold enough, the bottom layer would pop out of the indentations spilling the entire pyramid over the deck. Thus it was, quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
When temperature falls, brass contracts in size faster than iron. As it got cold on the gun decks, the indentations in the brass monkey would get smaller than the iron cannonballs they were holding. If the temperature got cold enough, the bottom layer would pop out of the indentations spilling the entire pyramid over the deck. Thus it was, quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
by Mike January 29, 2005
by Mike October 12, 2004
the word that is used to represent anything really cool or also used as swear words, also the action of doing something really good or even if you are beat up or beat something up.
1) Dude, go noshe off
2)Stumpy: Nick, you just noshed that jump.
3)Stumpy: Nick, you noshed your bike, whats that on the ground (plastic part of his radiator) "oh thats the throttle"
4)Stumpy: "MIKE!, go noshe on your raptor!"
2)Stumpy: Nick, you just noshed that jump.
3)Stumpy: Nick, you noshed your bike, whats that on the ground (plastic part of his radiator) "oh thats the throttle"
4)Stumpy: "MIKE!, go noshe on your raptor!"
by mike August 19, 2003
by Mike August 08, 2005
Acronym for "beat you the fuck up"
Only said when chatting on the internet, since if you said "B-Y-T-F-U" in person youd probably get beat the fuck up.
Only said when chatting on the internet, since if you said "B-Y-T-F-U" in person youd probably get beat the fuck up.
In caht room
XJohnyX: Hey dude, i slept with ur mom last night
Nerdwhosequeer: thats suptomically incorrect due to the stars positioning and the graphic displacement of the sun in duirect alignment of the moon
UncleJessie: hey f*cking nerd!if you dont stop talking like a nerd, I'll bytfu!!
XJohnyX: Hey dude, i slept with ur mom last night
Nerdwhosequeer: thats suptomically incorrect due to the stars positioning and the graphic displacement of the sun in duirect alignment of the moon
UncleJessie: hey f*cking nerd!if you dont stop talking like a nerd, I'll bytfu!!
by Mike February 08, 2004