mAx's definitions

pen sucker

a hot gurl in 10th grade at o'hara named megan who sucks on a pen while a horny dude named steve sanislo watchs and jerks off

wow look at steve jerk off to taht pen sucker

by max December 9, 2004

pulse of the magits

best song ever by slip knot except for wait and bleed dat jawn was also bangin as shyt 2

im lsitening 2 pulse of the magits by slip knot

by max December 9, 2004

lenord dantzler

a dood who thinks hes harry potter and wishes he was eminems son but hes pretty kool

look at lenard run away from phil

by max December 9, 2004

Snip

is one of the fuckin gayest internet connections ever fuck snip and fuck u bri

bri fucked snip up the ass

by max December 9, 2004

santorum

1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)

As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.

by max December 12, 2004

doac

1. The act of defacating on Ann Coulter.

2. Any activity that is definetly disgusting, yet strangely satisfying.

As I doaced on the psychotic right-wing columnist's helpless pretty face, I felt generations of social injustice just melt away.

by max December 12, 2004

max hardcore

To have super-rough wierd sex with a girl, in the manner of pornographer extrordinaire, Max Hardcore.

I totally gave that girl the Max Hardcore.

by max December 20, 2004