mAx's definitions

Shittoon

Any form of toilet that periodically requires emptying. Often implies that the receptical is unusually filty.

Dude! I ain't using no god damn public shittoon.

by Max July 24, 2008

russian muffin from hell

An insult to someone with a terrible hairdo, commonly utilised to offend the protagonist of indoor living.

"Look dear, at the window, it's the Russian muffin from hell"

"joe my gosh"

by max May 17, 2005

grannyman

The most l33t member of a forum/bulletin-board or on IRC.

Too cool to handle.

grannyman is so l33t! OMFG I wanna be like him!

by max April 19, 2004

represent

Something said by dumbass yuppie posers in order to get thier ass kicked.

Marlow: Represent, yo!
*THWACK*

by Max May 11, 2004

sympatico

An expression used by seamen when they visit prostitutes in a port and a prostitute doesn't charge one of them because "she liked it." The lucky stiff then brags, "I had a sympatico" and his friends echo enviously, "He had a sympatico."

See definition.

by Max December 6, 2003

Blades

Rims that came stock on 94-96 & 98-01 Acura Integra.

Anyone wanna sell me a new set of blades?

by Max July 1, 2007

Toliaphonaphobia

Fear of dropping your phone in the loilet.

DUDE!!! i can go pee while talking on the phone because of my toliaphonaphobia.

by Max August 29, 2006