lynn's definitions

xvx

vegan straightedge. a lifestyle which includes abstainence from all use of drugs, alcohol, and animal products/biproducts.

Earth Crisis was one of the first militant xvx bands.

by Lynn February 28, 2005

stiffwich

a person with no sense of humor; businesslike, determined, serious-minded; severe, stern; grim

yeah...grimmy von stiffwich over there is buzzkilling my evening.

...the stiffwiches up in accounting want cover sheets on all of the TPS reports.

by Lynn January 23, 2004

offy

a person who shows chronic signs of retardation. This person might also be considered an idiot, or a jackass.

Person 1- I want to live in Florida or California
Person 2- Oh really, why
Person 1-because they are right next to each other
peroson 2-ummm... no they aren't you offy

by Lynn November 14, 2003

ole olson

taken from a band called ole olson and the knife fights, now means militant/fundamentalist christian

george w. is a total ole olson.

by Lynn March 1, 2005

Mo-Foo

Mother Fooker. Derived from 'mother f*cker'.

That is one sexay mofoo.

You mofoo!

I am such a mofoo.

by Lynn April 9, 2003

snuggle soft

soft dick, not erect

when a guy, is trying to put a limp dick inside the female vagina.

by lynn July 16, 2004

crib lizard

a miniature human, usually between the age of 1 day to 18 months, not yet sleeping in a "big bed" and requiring an inordinate amount of time, energy, money and patience. baby, infant, toddler, child.

"yeah, it sucks. none of my friends go out anymore since they cranked out a bunch of crib lizards."

"...party at jim and sally's, 7PM, crib lizards optional..."

by Lynn January 22, 2005