lynn's definitions

crib lizard

a miniature human, usually between the age of 1 day to 18 months, not yet sleeping in a "big bed" and requiring an inordinate amount of time, energy, money and patience. baby, infant, toddler, child.

"yeah, it sucks. none of my friends go out anymore since they cranked out a bunch of crib lizards."

"...party at jim and sally's, 7PM, crib lizards optional..."

by Lynn January 22, 2005

my girl

1.shorter way of saying girlfriend
2.a girl best friend

1. Boy: I love my girl.
2. Thats my girl.

by Lynn May 13, 2005

nid

A human, a term coined by the creatress of the universe

Nids can't think straight at all, having conflicting thoughts come from both sides at once.

by Lynn May 23, 2004

mother bitch

usually a term used in reference to your husband's mother, your mother in law.

hello mother....bitch.

by Lynn October 27, 2003

Erotica

Sexual talk,writings.....

As he looked me in the eyes,I could tell that he was wanting me...wanting to feel my hot,wet ,pussy...Knowing that I need to feel him inside of me,his dick throbbing in my pussy...He slowly starts kissing me,working his way down my body as my pussy starts to throb......

by Lynn December 30, 2004

blow your shit up on spot

a term referring to that you will kick the other one's ass/beat them up.

"I'm gon kick yo ass!/I'll blow yo shit up on spot!"

by Lynn November 15, 2003

prozac

i pill that wastes yours or your parents money which is supposed to help deppression but doesnt realy work it just makes you want to kill yourself but you arent depressed

prozac cause sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you dont

by Lynn May 6, 2005