Sex with an obese person.
by lynn September 15, 2004

a miniature human, usually between the age of 1 day to 18 months, not yet sleeping in a "big bed" and requiring an inordinate amount of time, energy, money and patience. baby, infant, toddler, child.
"yeah, it sucks. none of my friends go out anymore since they cranked out a bunch of crib lizards."
"...party at jim and sally's, 7PM, crib lizards optional..."
"...party at jim and sally's, 7PM, crib lizards optional..."
by Lynn January 22, 2005

by Lynn January 24, 2005

asked by a person to another who doesn't seem to know what is being talked about or said. Does not know term. also meaning, Where have you been?
by Lynn March 11, 2004
