laz's definitions

Linguini Brentonara

Linguini with clams, white wine and spicy Italian sausage.

Cooked for a friend who is so Brissed to the eyeballs that he doesn't recognise his own name in the dish title.
Finally this is explained to him and he delights in his own stupidity.

Brenton - 'Mate, I googled linguini Brentonara and got donuts.'
Micky - 'For fuck sake, I made the name up......BRENTON.'

by Laz November 12, 2023

Jewmentia

When you forget everything, except how much things cost and who owes you money.

Sorry, my father’s Jewmentia is playing up. He forgot your name but he remembers you owe him $5 from 12 years ago.

by Laz April 17, 2019

snail's foot

An extremely engorged moist vagina.

Hey Bert, "How was sex with Natasha last night?"
Very confronting, she had a massive snail's foot!

by Laz January 11, 2017

sassiety

A full-fledged society woman.

Who does she think she is? Besides a beautiful big shot sassiety pigeon with a coupla zillion bucks?

by Laz January 9, 2005

Malcolm'd

What someone is when they suck a dick so hard they pull the skin right off.

Malcolm sucked the dick so hard the skin came off. He got Malcolm'd.

by Laz November 23, 2004

AMG

Similar to OMG (Oh My God), a difference in semantics (or typo), makes AMG similar to Ah My God, or Ah Mah Gah.

AMG, I r teh 1337!!!one!!!eleven!!one!11!

by Laz November 16, 2004

sacadeez

similar to "dis dick" - look up "dis dick"

example in context?
person a) how much is 2 + 2?
person b) 4
a) congrats, you just won a sacadeez!
b) saca..what?
a)sacadeez nuts!

by laz October 6, 2004