lance's definitions

Niceties

Extremely good.

P1: 1 (4n 5p34k 1n 1337!
P2: Niceties!

by Lance November 5, 2003

a good piece

A horrible piece, used commonly in birthday celebrations.

P1: You have the good piece. I'll take this one.
P2: This one's filled with worms!

by Lance November 5, 2003

Dirty Red Wheeler

Petaining to the courtesy carts with red wheels in the St. Albert Garden Market IGA. These carts are substandard, and thus used as an insult

"Chris is a dirty red wheeler"

by Lance November 7, 2003

merican

an immigrant that has adapted to most aspects of American life, but still cannot come off to others as a native-born American.

"You think everyone likes you, but you'll always be just a merican in my eyes."

by Lance November 24, 2003

Mississippi Sunrise

When you perform sexual intercourse with a partner while watching college game day.

Hey babe, get up, gameday is on. It’s time for a Mississippi sunrise

by lance November 13, 2017

nabeshin

Nabeshin is the most hilarious comedy character ever invented. Though nobody knows him, he magically shows up, having a full understanding of the situation, and fixes everything. The deus ex machina of every Excel Saga episode, that's our Nabeshin.

Notes: Can be used as an adjective.

"Yeah, so I went to a college and did a Nabeshin in the locker room, saved the day, nobody got hurt."

by Lance August 19, 2003

gackt

An enormously good-looking, gorgeous, eccentric, ingenius Japanese musician and performer whose reputation with anime otaku and video game geeks in general has been sullied by their belief that he is just a pop icon. Oh yeah, and his fan base consists entirely of girls, gay/bi guys, and me.

(Pronounced "Ga-ku-to")

"Isn't Gackt just adorable in the Malice Mizer Bel Air PV?"

by Lance August 19, 2003