Definitions by lance

choad

a penis that is equal in gerth and length

when trying to find what made me different from everyone else, i realized it was all about my choad.

choad by Lance February 28, 2005

clucksircock 

A person who possess's a chicken penis for a brain. They are idiots and should not be trusted. They also suffer from severe penis breath. Commonly used during acts of statutory rape.

You are such a clucksircock. Stop smelling like penis. Get away from me.

clucksircock by Lance February 26, 2005

ghetto booty 

describes females with serious package in the rear. Always out of proportion to the remainder of the bdy, but still nice looking.

J-Lo has a ghetto booty

ghetto booty by Lance February 5, 2005

pedofile 

A person that is physically or mentally attracted to people of a much younger age. Often viewed as innapropriate and flat out discusting

My 18 year old buddy dates a 13 year old girl. That nasty ass pedophile.

pedofile by Lance February 5, 2005

hoobastank 

When you are having sex "doggy style" and all of a sudden you smell something (if one the people had not wipped themselves very well..) that smell is hoobastank

it is not a good smell...

hoobastank by lance January 21, 2005

yo hick 

noun. a country bumpkin who is a wanna be gangster

That yo hick, with all the bling-bling, sure has a thick southern accent

yo hick by lance January 19, 2005

snail trails 

noun.the secretions of the vagina

After a night of heavy petting and intercourse,the sheets were painted with snail trails.

snail trails by lance January 19, 2005