The most retarded, unpleasant conformists alive. In a pathetic attempt to boost their own self-esteem by being "different", nonconformists put down everything that is accepted and liked by mainsteam society. The problem is, this doesn't actually mean they aren't conforming. They're simply conforming to the standards of their counterculture.
I have no problem with people wearing black and listening to bands I've never heard of (common features among "nonconformists". I respect their choice not to "conform". Yet inevitably, they have no respect for my choice to wear pink polo shirts and Coach bags while listening to popular music. They say I'm a conformist-ironically, their friends look a lot more alike than mine do.
by lacoste_lover July 21, 2006
A 'Christian' religious sect that meets all neccessary criteria for a cult (though that applies to a number of christian sects). This particular sect of mental patients beleive that females will burn in hell for a cutting their hair, wearing makeup, piercing their ears, or any other destructive, vain activities. All pentecostals are raised to beleive that any non-pentecostal will burn in hell for eternity, as will any pentecostal who has ever drank, smoked, said 'gosh', or missed church. This high level of logical thinking goes a long way in explaining why most pentecostals live in trailer parks and eat fried Spam for dinner (after, of course, they pray).
Pentecostal:"Oh dear, is that (gasp) lipgloss you're wearing...with pants, no less."
Normal person: "Yes, dont you know that most modern females wear pants?"
Pentecostal:"The bible clearly states that sinners like you will be damned to hell for all of eternity."
Normal person walks away content, knowing that hell would be better than a heaven filled with pentecostals.
Normal person: "Yes, dont you know that most modern females wear pants?"
Pentecostal:"The bible clearly states that sinners like you will be damned to hell for all of eternity."
Normal person walks away content, knowing that hell would be better than a heaven filled with pentecostals.
by lacoste_lover October 04, 2005
A terribly unsuccessful attempt at the goth look that leaves the wearer looking a few chromosomes short. This most often occurs amongst A. those who are too poor to spend more than a dollar on any look (and in fact, probably do live in trailers) and B.yuppie puppieswho most likely got distracted by the shiny chains in Hot Topic on their way to J. Crew.
Parker and Tiffanie are a very happy trailer trash goth couple. Tiffanie's black eyer liner has now made it's way down to her lips so as to distract people from the bruises her second baby's daddy gave her when he came for a visit. Parker looks just a bright in his black pants with the attached chains topped off with his father's sweatervest.
by lacoste_lover September 28, 2005
One who is raised by yuppies. Since all yuppies themselves are different, their offspring also vary. Most, though, grew up riding in the back of a Volvo station wagon on the way to soccer practice. Some went to private schools, where as others attend public school so that their parents can condescend the morons that generally are a dime a dozen in public school. The average yuppie puppie was taught to read college textbooks in preschool but will ultimately spend a lifettime living off of mom and dad.
Conner spent his childhood reading physics textbooks on the way to soccer practice. He's now in boarding school because he got kicked out of his quaint public school for teaching the class how to make crack. Yuppie senior is having a hard time explaining her yuppie puppie to the rest of the country club.
by lacoste_lover September 28, 2005
The type of frustration and anger solely found amongst the relatively priveledged. This rage generally has no outside culprit, but rather results from the fact that all people are angry, regardless of if they have an apparent reason to be. To others, it may appear that the rich kid is a whiny, spoiled little fuck, which, while somewhat true, overlooks the fact that rage is an inescapable emotion only loosely related to environment.
I think my parents are horribly uncaring and clearly do not understand me at all as if they did, they would have bought me a Volvo instead of a tacky Mustang. Even more uncaring is my friend who purposely calls when I'm in the shower so that he may avoid having to actually talk to me. Making my life even worse is the fact that I only have 12 Lacoste shirts and that my white North Face jacket turned pink in the wash. In other words, I have some serious rich kid rage!
by lacoste_lover December 30, 2005
People who's low class roots continue to show despite their affluence. These people prove that you can take the person out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the person. Such classy items as limited edition pick up trucks, signed Nascar memorbelia, and stereo systems the size of a small car all serve as proof that the rich redneck is a valuable demographic to not be overlooked.
My best friend has the unfortunate hobby of not only chewing tobacco but also spitting it on his parent's new oriental rug. His father drives a limited edition pickup truck, his mother's Mercedes has more bling on it than Snoop Dogg, and the family uses the yard for target practice. They are serve as shining examples of what a rich redneck is.
by lacoste_lover July 27, 2006
'Big Beautiful Woman'a term used primarily by women who have not seen their feet in several years but would still like to beleive that they are every bit as attractive as girls like me who realize that a five pizza a day habit wrecks the appearance. Obviously, they are not by the fact that only the truly desperate would date one of the 'BBW' types. Porpulous ladies, go back to accentuating your good personalities rather than trying to pass yourselves off as attractive.
I am a BBW seeking a man who shares my love of fried fruit pies and my hatred of having to walk from the couch to the refrigerator.
by lacoste_lover October 05, 2005