kyle's definitions

Charlie Kaufman

Arguably the greatest and most original screenwriter currently working. He's the master behind;

- Being John Malkovich
- Adaptation
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
- Human Nature

He has had two past Oscar nominations for Best Screenplay and this year has been nominated for this third for "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," his best to date.

If Kaufman doesn't take him his Oscar, then this will be my last time watching the Academy Awards.

by Kyle August 7, 2006

Jimi Hendrix

The most amazing guitarist ever. He's one of those musicians you wish you could be as good as, but you never ever will.

Nobody is a better guitarist than Hendrix. Not even Eric Clapton

by Kyle February 26, 2005

Seattle

Like Portland, but bigger and with even worse weather. Overall, they both suck.

The Pacific Northwest blows.

by Kyle February 26, 2005

Los Angeles

The second largest city in America (NYC is number 1). A city where you will always find something to do worthwhile. It has nice weather with much cultural diversity but LA has its reputation for smoggy air, traffic, crime and it's a very sprawled-out city.

Despite its flaws, I wouldn't mind moving there eventually. I despise the lame city I live in called Portland.

by Kyle February 26, 2005

Eye Candy

A hott young girl that is too hott for most guys to get but not for you, seh is so hott that you cant take yours off her and you start trippin

neil was in fl and saw mad hott eye candy wit no top on.

Lyman Memorial breeds eye candy

by kyle February 27, 2005

Henry Rollins

A talentless, imbecilic and fat-necked hack who doesn't really seem to have anything better to do than slam on musicians who have more talent and respect than he'll ever have (Bruce Springsteen and U2, for example).

Henry, where are you? You really don't seem to be doing much anymore. Hack..

by Kyle February 27, 2005

Al Pacino

One of the greatest, along with Bob De Niro, actors of all time. His highlights include; The Godfather trilogy, Serpico, Dog Day Afternoon, Scarface, Glengarry Glen Ross, Heat etc. He has been nominated several times, but has one Best Actor for Scent of a Woman (Not his best performance).

"Hoo-ah!!" - Scent of a Woman

by Kyle February 27, 2005