pinch hitter

1: <baseball> one that pinch-hits
2: <relationship> a penetration device (usually vibrates) used by the male on the female when Viagra just can't quite get the job done.

"Their only chance of hitting a homerun is to bring in their pinch-hitter."

"His only chance of hitting a homerun is to bring in his pinch-hitter."

by Kyle January 16, 2004

Maya Weir

To be manipulated and tricked into falling for a girl, or someone you like.

I was just Maya Weir-ed by that girl, and now I can't stop doing everything for her!

by Kyle October 15, 2004

mad cow

v.-- to intimidate without rationale

Sally was mad cowed by some pigs for no reasons at all.

by Kyle January 15, 2004

pwan

pussy whipped ass nigga...if you do every thing that your girlfriend tells you to do

jake you such a pwan for leaving use for your girl

by kyle June 24, 2004

KlumJohn

A half Klum half John, found only in the mid-west.

A Johnny and mike klum

by Kyle March 29, 2004

m00t

elation

m00t!

by Kyle July 30, 2003

dirty pete

When u take your penis and rub it in between the boobies.

Her tits were so nice i wanted to give her a dirty pete

by Kyle March 19, 2004