kurt's definitions

oil change

the process of inserting fecal matter into a vaginal opening then subsequently delevering a stricking blow to the uteran area whereby said fecal matter is focefully and quickly exspelled through the vaginal opening

Charlie hated Clarissa so much he gave her a nasty oil change.

by Kurt January 24, 2005

Corey

Slang Cockney word for penis

He's got one hell'uva corey

by Kurt April 15, 2005

mole back

someone with a back which is disgusting

rob i cant believe you rooted rhian she is a mole back

by kurt October 19, 2004

bordism

bordism - complete and utter boredom, a state in which you're sitting there falling asleep when you're wide awake.

Little johnny is suffering from utter fucking bordism

by Kurt August 8, 2004

Argusius

An anoying member of Hxcs, he is only 15 and thinks he is that shit.

Don't be an Argusius

by Kurt June 22, 2003

seabass

An old favorite nickname used to insult a friend within a certain group. At times it may totally replace a guy's name based on how gay he has been acting lately. Also used when formally introducing a friend to another by replacing their name with their new given name of seabass.

Ex: (1st guy) Hey, I'm going to give Stan a call.
(2nd guy) You mean Seabass?
(1st guy) You're damn right I mean Seabass.

by kurt April 25, 2005

life

stupid pointless and boring

Life sux, get over it

by Kurt July 19, 2003