krut

Name: Kurt
t3h m4n w/ t3h pl4nz0r l0l st34lz t3h p3ntiumz lol !11!!11!111 ogm wftbbq!
God, Kurt is such a fucking pussy asshole fuckfuck dickfuck!
by Kurt February 13, 2004
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Oyster

The result of recieving felatio then before ejaculation removing the penis from the girls mouth, making her lift up her tounge and then ejaculating under the tounge, resembiling a pearl in an oysters mouth
Chuck loves the way his cum looks in Sheelas mouth so he makes her do the oyster at least once a day.
by Kurt January 25, 2005
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shitdick

Deregatory term used for men of the homosexual persuasion.
Look at those two shitdicks over there - you know they're gonna be packing each other's asses tonight.
by Kurt December 31, 2004
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Jewish Sports Car

A car that stops on a dime.
Did you see that new Jewish Sports car? It literally stopped on a dime so that cheap semite could pick it up.
by Kurt March 23, 2005
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What the SHIT?!

Less extreme then "What the FUCK?!" but just as meaningful
What the shit is up with those two bitches?!
by Kurt May 06, 2005
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dunking on the board

This is a general term used by someone who has absolutely no concept of the game of basketball. If you ever hear someone say this, you should immediately be aware that this person has absolutely no business on a basketball court. If you see someone on a court stating this phrase, then rest assured you will soon be smoking their ass in a game of one on one.
Ex: (first guy) Hey man, I'm about to dunk on the board!
(second guy) Oh really? Well then...I'm about to smoke your ass in a game of one on one!
by kurt April 22, 2005
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Git

Where is he today?

He is Git.
by Kurt June 25, 2003
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