kurt's definitions

Patakos

Cleavage exceeding maximum capacity for clothing. Aka: Large boobies

"Hey Joshua, check out that fine momma with large patakos."

by Kurt January 16, 2006

oil change

the process of inserting fecal matter into a vaginal opening then subsequently delevering a stricking blow to the uteran area whereby said fecal matter is focefully and quickly exspelled through the vaginal opening

Charlie hated Clarissa so much he gave her a nasty oil change.

by Kurt January 24, 2005

Glutton

Someone who admits to putting an ad on the interent three years ago, looking for someone willing to be slaughtered and eaten.

42 year old Arman Mivas
A really fat guy

by Kurt December 16, 2003

Hilltop Hoods

The BEST hip hop bad in Australia!!
If u havnt heard u are missing out massive

This Is For The Nose Bleed Section

by KuRT February 10, 2005

crunk

get down and freaky with yourself with no holding back.

I wanna get Crunk in the club.

by Kurt January 10, 2005

bordism

bordism - complete and utter boredom, a state in which you're sitting there falling asleep when you're wide awake.

Little johnny is suffering from utter fucking bordism

by Kurt August 8, 2004

seabass

An old favorite nickname used to insult a friend within a certain group. At times it may totally replace a guy's name based on how gay he has been acting lately. Also used when formally introducing a friend to another by replacing their name with their new given name of seabass.

Ex: (1st guy) Hey, I'm going to give Stan a call.
(2nd guy) You mean Seabass?
(1st guy) You're damn right I mean Seabass.

by kurt April 25, 2005