kurt's definitions

Luke

A person who takes care of female escorts also referred to as a “304”

Some also refer to him as a “Pimp” and some one who collects “Revenue”

Luke’s new 304 does what he says so

by Kurt December 11, 2019

Kano

Person who cruelly rejects or breaks up with another person.

Named after the character Kano in the video game Mortal Kombat, whose finishing move is to rip out his oppenent's heart.

Why did she have to be such a Kano

by Kurt February 10, 2005

cokecd

so drunk that you can't spell cocked.

im wicked cokecd dude

by kurt July 15, 2004

oil change

the process of inserting fecal matter into a vaginal opening then subsequently delevering a stricking blow to the uteran area whereby said fecal matter is focefully and quickly exspelled through the vaginal opening

Charlie hated Clarissa so much he gave her a nasty oil change.

by Kurt January 24, 2005

Corey

Slang Cockney word for penis

He's got one hell'uva corey

by Kurt April 15, 2005

Nine Iron

Racial slur for a Jap.
Their eyes are slanted like a 9 iron

That nine iron got his irons modelled after his eyes.

by Kurt March 22, 2005

creeping

The process in a game such as Warcraft III in order to roam after creeps and kill them in order for the hero to gain levels.

Im creeping 'till they attack.

by Kurt July 19, 2003