kurt's definitions

oil change

the process of inserting fecal matter into a vaginal opening then subsequently delevering a stricking blow to the uteran area whereby said fecal matter is focefully and quickly exspelled through the vaginal opening

Charlie hated Clarissa so much he gave her a nasty oil change.

by Kurt January 24, 2005

dunking on the board

This is a general term used by someone who has absolutely no concept of the game of basketball. If you ever hear someone say this, you should immediately be aware that this person has absolutely no business on a basketball court. If you see someone on a court stating this phrase, then rest assured you will soon be smoking their ass in a game of one on one.

Ex: (first guy) Hey man, I'm about to dunk on the board!
(second guy) Oh really? Well then...I'm about to smoke your ass in a game of one on one!

by kurt April 22, 2005

Corey

Slang Cockney word for penis

He's got one hell'uva corey

by Kurt April 15, 2005

d12

Wanksta's who copy the Wu Tang Clan by having the whole a.k.a. theme... Too bad they can't copy the quality of music. Also i'm just wondering does anyone actually think Bizarre has any talent at all??? For real though he is quite shit.

"D12 really aren't very good at what they do.."

by Kurt December 28, 2005

Sexyfied

to adorn oneself for the sole purpose of having sex.

1.she must have done somthing to her hair to make her sexyfied.

2.That jacket makes you totaly sexyfied.

by Kurt May 12, 2004

rail chaser

Someone who constantly chases rails (rails = your definition of "rails")

i can't stand my friends they are such rail chasers

by Kurt May 5, 2005

Nine Iron

Racial slur for a Jap.
Their eyes are slanted like a 9 iron

That nine iron got his irons modelled after his eyes.

by Kurt March 22, 2005