kurt's definitions

shitdick

Deregatory term used for men of the homosexual persuasion.

Look at those two shitdicks over there - you know they're gonna be packing each other's asses tonight.

by Kurt December 31, 2004

Stabbing Kitten

While receiving oral satisfaction from a woman, stab her in the back. This will cause her jaw to clench giving you a different feeling than just an ordinary blow job would give.

My friends dared me to give her a stabbing kitten, because hey, I don't even like her anyways.

by Kurt April 24, 2005

Nine Iron

Racial slur for a Jap.
Their eyes are slanted like a 9 iron

That nine iron got his irons modelled after his eyes.

by Kurt March 22, 2005

rail chaser

Someone who constantly chases rails (rails = your definition of "rails")

i can't stand my friends they are such rail chasers

by Kurt May 5, 2005

safe

3 meanings:
1. a cool person
2. to signify agreement
3. to signify something is good

1. Tom lent me an album, he's safe.
2."who wants nachos?" "yeah safe"
3. "what do you think of this excellent song?" "it's safe"

by Kurt December 2, 2003

Kano

Person who cruelly rejects or breaks up with another person.

Named after the character Kano in the video game Mortal Kombat, whose finishing move is to rip out his oppenent's heart.

Why did she have to be such a Kano

by Kurt February 10, 2005

Luke

A person who takes care of female escorts also referred to as a “304”

Some also refer to him as a “Pimp” and some one who collects “Revenue”

Luke’s new 304 does what he says so

by Kurt December 11, 2019