kurt's definitions

Jewish Sports Car

A car that stops on a dime.

Did you see that new Jewish Sports car? It literally stopped on a dime so that cheap semite could pick it up.

by Kurt March 22, 2005

Stabbing Kitten

While receiving oral satisfaction from a woman, stab her in the back. This will cause her jaw to clench giving you a different feeling than just and ordinary blow job would give.

My friends dared me to give here a stabbing kitten, because hey, I don't even like her anyways.

by Kurt April 23, 2005

peske

an abnormally small penis

damn jimmy willy, thats the smallest peske in the world, they say everything is bigger in texas, i guess thats why you moved here, you fuck!

by kurt January 15, 2005