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Valentines Day

Probably the dumbest day of the year. You desperatly spend money for something for someone you don’t like very much to pretend there is something there you know is not.

I hate Valentines Day just because I'm single. It's another reason to hate my life.

by [e-mail] January 3, 2008

Bible belt

An area of the U.S., primarily the South, that has an enormously large number of Protestants. It's also a stereotypical term that recognizes the far southern United States for its faith, morals and huge presence of Protestant denominations including the Southern Baptist Convention (SBC), the world’s largest Protestant denomination. This stereotype paints people in the region as Rednecks, NASCAR lovers, radical Bible thumpers, and narrowminded bigots.

The Bible Belt stereotype is most prevalent in rural areas of the South, however.

by [e-mail] March 29, 2008

David Letterman

An idiot comic from Indiana who is the Host of the Late Show with David Letterman on CBS. He actually began his television career as a meteorologist in Indianapolis. Letterman is a chain smoker with a dry sense of humor. He has the dumbest latenight talkshow ever and should be taken off the air. He is probably the biggest mouthpiece for the state of Indiana.

David Letterman is a foul-mouthed, humorless and vulgar idiot who should be taken of tv.

by [e-mail] October 15, 2007

suv

Satan's Utility Vehicle. Nothing more than an irresponsible, gaz-guzzling, status symbol bought and operated by sexualty frustrated housewives, trophywives and suburban soccer moms who think they own the road and believe it requires a 3-ton monstrocity to haul 2 kids to practice while their cheating, corporate executive husbands are off banging their secretary. An SUV can often be seen occupying two parking spaces so it won't be hit by another "inferior" vehicle.

An SUV is an absolutely worthless, irresponsible automobile that does nothing but serve as a status cymbol to show off your money to others as if we care how much money you have. All SUVS are incredibly irresponsible to the environment and should be outlawed.

by [e-mail] March 26, 2008

cheap bastard

A man usually of good socioeconomic status that never pays for jack. When on a date with a woman, he either makes her pay or takes her to a real cheap restaurant.

When they went out for a date, she decided not to see him again, because he was a cheap bastard.

by [e-mail] August 22, 2008

thanksgiving

Only in America do have a Federal holiday to remember what we are thankful for, immediately followed by the largest shopping day of the year to max out our credit cards for the next holiday, Christmas.

Thanksgiving is not just a holiday but should be a state of mind all year long.

by [e-mail] December 18, 2007

Ted Kennedy

US Senator from Massachustttes, who is no more than an elite, New England liberal that despises President Bush, and will blame everything wrong with the world on him and Republicans. He despises morality, descency and ethics. It should not be surprsing; he is a murderer who allowed a woman to die. Ted Kennedy is also a fat, ugly drunkard who's liver was pickled 30-years ago. He is a disgrace as a politician and an even bigger disgrace as a human being. He is the borther to JFK and Robert F. Kennedy. Teddy is bed buddies with John Kerry (also from Massachusttes), Nancy Polosi, Barbara Boxer, Diana eFeinstein, Harry Reid, and Hillary Clinton.

Ted Kennedy is a fat, ugly, murderous drunkard. The people of Massachusettes are complete idiots for supporting his sorry ass.

by [e-mail] October 14, 2008