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moron 

90% of the American society. People are getting dumber and dumber. I am often amazed at the lack of common sense and rationality in our society. For example, I used to work as a checker during high school. A woman came up to the register and said "Do I pay for this here?" No. You pay for it in the isle you got it.

dumbass

A moron is something I see everyday. A passenger got on a plane I was on recently and said "Which way do I go?" Your'e up at the very front so that means you only go one way toward the back. Moron.

moron by [e-mail] August 23, 2007

ignorant 

the lack of knowledge. 90% of the American public.

This country is in big trouble because most Americans are so dam ignorant about anything and everything.

ignorant by [e-mail] August 23, 2007

NAFTA

The North American Free Trade Agreement, signed by President Bill Clinton in 1993. It is likely the soul cause of employment oursourcing to Mexico exacterbating illegal immigration and the eroding of heavy manufacturing, especially the auto industry of the Rust Belt in the name of "cheap labor."

NAFTA is the worst mistake our government couuld have made because it resulted in thousands if not MILLIONS of Americans losing their jobs to Mexico for cheap labor.

NAFTA by [e-mail] August 22, 2007

Detroit Lions 

An NFL team that has a God-given talent for knowing how to lose games. They ALWAYS find a way to lose after leading in the fourth quarter. A rival team to the Chicago Bears and Green Bay Packers.

The Detroit Lions are probably the best of the worst teams in the NFL.

Detroit Lions by [e-mail] August 21, 2007

Indianapolis Colts 

An NFL franchise that has been based in Indianapolis, Indiana since relocating from Baltimore, Maryland in the dead of night in 1984. They've had a roller coaster ride since arriving in Indianapolis but won the 2007 Super Bowl under the leadership of Payton Manning. Represent the AFC South Conference. Known for generally bad defense, but are currently a very dangerous team that can beat the shit out of opponents when badmouthed.

The Indianapolis Colts are known for winnning many come-from-behind games when they improve their often lackluster defense.

Indianapolis Colts by [e-mail] August 21, 2007

starter marriage 

Refers to a married couple who probably does not plan on staying together: a "warm up" to a future relationship for both partners. It focuses on convenience instead of commitment.

A starter marriage is the dumbest thing ever. It's an oxymoron becuase the word MARRIAGE infers staying together permamantly. If you don't plan on staying together, why get married? Just break up and stop wasting each other's time for real relationships.

starter marriage by [e-mail] August 21, 2007

Declaration of Independence 

Filing for divorce.

The legal document recognized on July 4, 1776 in Philadelphia by the Continental Congress and signed by many of our founding fathers, announcing a seccesion of the 13 Colonies from Great Britain. It is the event by which we celebrate Independence Day.

The Declaration of Independence was probably the single-most important document that changed the world as we know it.

Declaration of Independence by [e-mail] August 21, 2007