krissy's definitions

maximillian john

a hott sexy piece of ass who has a nice dick
a hottie with a body and a cutie with a bootie
MEGHANNS MAN!! back off bicthes

Maximillian John and meghann are so cute together.
Maximillian John is mine and lizzi's daddy.
Maxmillian John is so hott!

by krissy September 29, 2003

flaccid penis

FLACCID PENIS a limp or loose penis, the word was discorvered while reading pages 9-10 of The Eyes of A Dragon by Stephen King. ANTONYMS: boner, hard.

He was unable to be hard; his penis was constantly faccid.

by Krissy March 13, 2004

Shonda

A shame committed by a Jew in front of non- Jews.

What Attorney Michael Cohen did, its a shonda!

by Krissy March 14, 2019

slooty

a slutty girl. sloots

That chick slept with like a million guys, she's real slooty.

by krissy January 11, 2005

Ben Barnes

A charming British actor who had his breakout role in Prince Caspian. Born August 20, 1981, he was a part of the National Youth Music Theatre from 1997-2003. He briefly entertained a pop career with the boy band Hyrise in Eurovision, but it only lasted one performance. Along with singing and acting, Ben can play the drums and piano.

His other acting credits include Stardust, playing Young Dustan, Bigga Than Ben, playing Cobakka, Split decision, playing Chris Wilbur, and Doctors, guest starring as Craig Unwin.

His upcoming roles are in Easy Virtue, with Colin Firth, Kristin Scott Thomas, and Jessica Biel, and the title role in Dorian Gray.

He's also extremely gorgeous.

Ben Barnes said that he based his Prince Caspian accent on that of Inigo Montoya from 'The Princess Bride' because the night before auditions, he was sorting through his DVD collection trying to find something to help him.

by Krissy July 3, 2008

maximillian john

a hot sexy piece of ass
a hottie with a body and a cutie with a bootie
MEGHANNS MAN!

Maximillian John loves meghann forver.
Maximillian John is lizzis and mines "daddy".
Maximillian John is so cute.

by krissy September 29, 2003

Window witch

Woman at doctor's office who slides the glass window closed and doesn't have the doctor call you back.

The window witch said I did not have an appointment

by Krissy October 30, 2015