by Kris August 22, 2005
Smalls disease occours when a person is pasty white with red hair and knows he can't get laid so he sits home every day amd jerks off 21 times a week. The symptoms are a small penis, low sperm count, pasty white skin, and being over 6 feet. If u have smalls diease ether find a horny ugly chick to get laid at least once or you screwed to a life in front of computer with your fist in your pants
Hey kev. Brendon has pasty skin, red hair, and a small wang. Dude hes also always home SHIT KEV i think Brendon has smalls diease we gotta find him an ugly chick and fast
by Kris February 13, 2005
Can be used to describe either a tattoo above a chicks ass or a hickey depending on which part of the U.S. you are in.
i.e. You can see her tramp stamp, her bikini bottoms are so low.
or
She went out with her ex and got a tramp stamp.
or
She went out with her ex and got a tramp stamp.
by Kris June 17, 2006
Haw man! How's it gon'? Thoat ye wur bringin the bucky ya daft cunt!
(translation) Hello my friend! How are you? I was under the impression you would be supplying the tonic wine today, you silly contemptible person!
(translation) Hello my friend! How are you? I was under the impression you would be supplying the tonic wine today, you silly contemptible person!
by Kris February 09, 2005
the act of manipulating one's facial muscles in an unusual manner, usually associated with late nights and loud music. sometimes used in attempt to attract a mate. rarely successful.
by Kris April 18, 2003
by kris December 06, 2004