kris's definitions

fauxternative

Kids who think they are cool and alternative when they are really not, and are just crap at life. These kids tend to sit around having "jam" sessions on their guitars, believe in socialism (when they really have no idea wtf it is), wear black nailpolish and have dreads, but on the inside are little mummy's boys who ain't hardcore. They also probably wear coloured underwear.

"God I was at this guys place the other day, and everyone there was totally fauxternative"

NB/ can be abbreviated to fauxtern

by Kris February 19, 2005

Smalls Disease

Smalls disease occours when a person is pasty white with red hair and knows he can't get laid so he sits home every day amd jerks off 21 times a week. The symptoms are a small penis, low sperm count, pasty white skin, and being over 6 feet. If u have smalls diease ether find a horny ugly chick to get laid at least once or you screwed to a life in front of computer with your fist in your pants

Hey kev. Brendon has pasty skin, red hair, and a small wang. Dude hes also always home SHIT KEV i think Brendon has smalls diease we gotta find him an ugly chick and fast

by Kris February 13, 2005

haw man

A greeting commonly used by NEDs and Bam's in and around the Glasgow area.

Haw man! How's it gon'? Thoat ye wur bringin the bucky ya daft cunt!

(translation) Hello my friend! How are you? I was under the impression you would be supplying the tonic wine today, you silly contemptible person!

by Kris February 8, 2005

cocky white kid

a white kid who thinks he untouchable as long as he's strapped with a cell phone

not the kind of guy for nicole

by Kris January 21, 2005

worm

A nick-name for a man who is not circumsized.

Julie said that guy is a worm.

by kris December 22, 2004

Smigger

African Smurf. The Saharan bi-product of hit anime legend: "stroumpfs". These lame Franco-Animation personalities in the less appreciated, yet fully adoptive, African television market went virtually unnoticed throughout their active television release years (1981 - 1984)

"Smigette" = Village Whore

by kris December 6, 2004

schlaffi

1. adj.Limp. Without stimulation. (antonym: whiskey-dick)
2. n. Drop-kick of a human being. Liability to the DNA pool.

"Just finger-bomb yourself; I've gone schlaffi!"

by kris December 6, 2004