kris's definitions

ass factor

1. one who is the determinant of whether there is or is not ass present.

2. one who repeatedly does something to make them an ass.

Jason, you are the ass factor.

by kris April 20, 2005

dom ryan

big eared freak
fat
ginger
very offensive remark

ure actin like a dom ryan

by kris April 13, 2005

umrao

a really hot guy of east indian decent

damn that dark skinned guy is soo umrao

by kris April 10, 2005

Spunkbomb

One of the more horrific items of practical jokery, basically a "liquid filled" used condom thrown at a (soon to be former) friend or preferably an enemy as you would a water balloon. Not Recommended if you want to remain popular, or indeed, alive.

"Well your honour, I stabbed him 40 times as the previous day he got me in the face with a particularly well filled spunkbomb, covering my skin my clothes, and possibly my soul, with foul salty seminal fluid"

by Kris April 6, 2005

Fartish

1) Resembles a Fart
2) Fart like
3) Stupid and Old
4) Old fart like

"That shirt is fartish!"
"She is a fartish person!"
"Now, don't be fartish."

by Kris April 5, 2005

spennyk

n.a lying cheating whore of a boy. He cheats on everyone and will fuck anything that walks. He is a manipulator and will do anything to get in bed with BOYS and girls!
adj.to be a lying cheating whore of a boy.
v. to be manipulated into having sex or making out with a gay guy

"oh look, theres spennyk, he needs to die!"
"That boy is spennykish."
"Damn, girls, I just got spennykayed."

by Kris April 5, 2005

B.U.Gs

bugs= Big Underwear Girls

Man that girl is a B.U.G.

by kris April 5, 2005