umrao

a really hot guy of east indian decent

damn that dark skinned guy is soo umrao

by kris April 11, 2005

Smegmuffin

a muffin made of seminal fluids. optional flavouring. expensive culinary delight in wales.

why-aye Rhys me old smegger. chuck us one of yo'r smegmuffins before i go shag a sheep

by Kris September 01, 2003

yellow card

Something you get in soccer if you do something the ref doesnt like. Yellow Card is not a band. yellowcard is a band. Please get this straight. If you are searching for the band in google, do not type in yellow card because it will bring up soccer sites.

Our team racked up the yellow cards this season.

by Kris February 17, 2004

killer K

A killer K can also be one of the most queer men found. (remember he is found in the very gay state of massachuetts) He is so gay that even richard simmons loses in a Gay-off.

The people of Norwell must stay away from Killer K or buy Butt plugs becuase you will feel the wraith of him on your anus.

by Kris March 22, 2005

meat spork

another common name for a male penis

He tried to pork Judy with his meat spork.

by Kris August 10, 2004

refuge

a safe place. Some kind of hiding place of the sort.

After dinner I went to REFUGE.

by Kris March 19, 2003

bongus

A really hyper, crazy person.

You´re a totally bongus! Or: They are totally bongus

by kris March 17, 2005