kris's definitions

alcone

Alcohol, liquor, booze.

Yo, pass the alcone, I want to get smashed.

by Kris September 10, 2005

Smalls Disease

Smalls disease occours when a person is pasty white with red hair and knows he can't get laid so he sits home every day amd jerks off 21 times a week. The symptoms are a small penis, low sperm count, pasty white skin, and being over 6 feet. If u have smalls diease ether find a horny ugly chick to get laid at least once or you screwed to a life in front of computer with your fist in your pants

Hey kev. Brendon has pasty skin, red hair, and a small wang. Dude hes also always home SHIT KEV i think Brendon has smalls diease we gotta find him an ugly chick and fast

by Kris February 13, 2005

dom ryan

big eared freak
fat
ginger
very offensive remark

ure actin like a dom ryan

by kris April 13, 2005

schlaffi

1. adj.Limp. Without stimulation. (antonym: whiskey-dick)
2. n. Drop-kick of a human being. Liability to the DNA pool.

"Just finger-bomb yourself; I've gone schlaffi!"

by kris December 6, 2004

pwnamer

that which pwns and/or he

Thatching is pwnamer

Dude, are you getting pwnamered?

by Kris March 25, 2005

patternosterscroof

the feeling of loving someone so much you'd do anything for them, at all.

none, just gotta feel it to know

by Kris October 18, 2004