Brand New

The best Emo band out there. They're the greatest and have amazing lyrics. I love them with all my heart<3
cause we dont believe in filler, baby if I could i'd sit this out..

-Failure by Design-
by kris June 29, 2004
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Spunkbomb

One of the more horrific items of practical jokery, basically a "liquid filled" used condom thrown at a (soon to be former) friend or preferably an enemy as you would a water balloon. Not Recommended if you want to remain popular, or indeed, alive.
"Well your honour, I stabbed him 40 times as the previous day he got me in the face with a particularly well filled spunkbomb, covering my skin my clothes, and possibly my soul, with foul salty seminal fluid"
by Kris April 07, 2005
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numair faraz

A kid who is soo totaly fetch. He's so fetch in fact that he's faraz! He resides in a small snobbish community of La Jolla and he gets all the pussy! He likes Francollis in Fashion Island. He's soo totaly gooch and not a siz. But is pretty agg.
Dude that faraz kid is pretty fetch.
by Kris August 04, 2004
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soberity

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub
Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor
by Kris September 20, 2003
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worm

A nick-name for a man who is not circumsized.
by kris December 23, 2004
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patternosterscroof

the feeling of loving someone so much you'd do anything for them, at all.
none, just gotta feel it to know
by Kris October 19, 2004
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awk

abbreviation for awkward.

awk, used in some contexts as a verb, to describe someone's actions in an awkward situation.
"he would rather stay at the party and awk around. he doesn't even know anyone."
by kris March 30, 2005
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