knowman's definitions

tard time

When you shut your brain off and enjoy the moment.

Today really stunk, I got a 12 pack and a couple of DVDs, it's tard time.

by knowman April 11, 2008

East Omaha socialite

Someone who is considered scum by East Omaha standards. poor white trashs poor white trash. Proof that no matter how low you are there is someone lower, a scumbags scumbag.

He was a real East Omaha socialite, they burned his house down as a warning, not to stare at little girls.

by knowman April 8, 2008

ernied

A remark that angers someone not because it's an insult, but because of the truth it contains. From Nebraska state senator Chambers way of saying what he thinks.

Leo just said to your face that you are a Sissie without out your pocket courage. You just got ernied, ain't you going to do something about it? I would but my gun's jammed.

by knowman April 8, 2008

King Lake

A place where it is possible to own a $1,000,000 plus house and not the land it sits on. All the land is owned by the Archibald family and leased to the other residents. Leases are for a fixed number of years and are good for the original lessee only, anything that violates the terms of these very complicated leases can result in voiding the lease and having to sell or tear down your building. The difficulty in buying into King Lake is really a protection for social climbers, if you step on the wrong toes you can lose your lease, your house and be booted out with no legal recourse.

Edmund bought his king Lake place for a song the former owner lost his lease and had to sell the house or tear it down.

by knowman April 4, 2008

east omaha job

Junking cars while your family lives on welfare.

If it wasn't for welfare Dickys' kids would starve, he would rather have an east omaha job than a regular job. The average east omaha job pays $1.00 an hour plus all you can steal.

by knowman April 3, 2008

flash monkey

Some one how has a wad of money with 1 or 2 hundreds on the outside and a lot of ones on the inside. He is always flashing it around trying to impress people, most people realise the guy is all front.

Look at that flash monkey trying to impress that skank pathetic.

by knowman April 3, 2008

east omaha ride

Stealing a car so you don't have to walk home.

That sweet ride is an east omaha ride. Where does an east omaha ride end up? In an east omaha junkyard.

by knowman March 30, 2008