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A guard animal that gays use to prevent being raped. A specially trained ass-weasel that is your back door buddy protecting your anus from intrusion.
When I came too my pants were down and there was blood everywhere,my butt-weasel saved my ass. Frank was well hung,he tangled with a butt-weasel and now he's well hung in a jar. Remember boys take care of your butt-weasel, and your butt-weasel will take care of you.
by knowman March 10, 2008
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A way of expressing that someone is sexually attractive. It is often used with irony or playfulness.

Comes from the verb “breed” which is to copulate with intent of bearing children.

For someone to be truly “breedable” they need to be fertile.
Anon: You are looking mighty breedable this fine evening, m’lady.
Stacy: Please don’t say that to me.
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Brad: Woh, you look submissive and breedable, Becky.
Becky: Wow, thanks. *sex*
by 100PercentEthylAlcohol July 14, 2021
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(1) A word, first coined in InQuest Magazine, used mainly to describe people that have just done something stupid.
(2) A weasel that generally dwells in peoples' asses.
(1) "Man, George is such a buttweasel."
(2) "That's not hemorrhoids, I think you've got buttweasels!"
by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003
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An expensive but very effective means of HIV prevention, like a trunk monkey only better.
Thanks to my butt-weasel I'm not scared of prison shower rooms anymore. The Butt-weasel don't leave home without it. Sure the butt-weasel is expensive but, what's your ass worth?
by benthere March 11, 2008
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a sneaky ass bandit; a snaker of other men's girlfriends
"Dude, don't let that buttweasel near your sister"
by Joe Bone March 07, 2005
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A buttmunch, dingus, poopy face or otherwise not very nice/irritating person or thing.
1. Gah! Why does my internet have to be such a butt weasel!

2. Dude, stop being a butt weasel and answer your phone!
by The Homiec C June 27, 2008
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A jerk of a person with no moral sense.
"Dave is such a buttweasel for cheating on her."
by arizonapam December 11, 2009
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