battlecar retardia

A junk car or truck ,that is driven like a tank by its' retarded driver. The driver forces his way into traffic, cuts people off, and does scary moves because he doesn't care if his ride gets into a wreck. Most battlecar drivers have no plates, no drivers license , no insurance ,and no brains. Normal drivers give way because they don't want a wreck.
Where are the cops when a battlecar retardia is loose?
by knowman August 01, 2008
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pump bandit

Someone who drives away without paying for their gas. Some try to claim it's a form of social justice because "the oil companies are ripping us off." Basically it's stealing from the guy who owns the local gas station.
Thanks to the pump bandits you now have to prepay all the time.
by knowman April 22, 2008
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beat like a dog

who can't read music. To be held to a standard you know nothing about or is impossible to meet, and to be constantly punished for not meeting that standard. A form of spouse abuse. The abuser uses Mr or Ms Wonderful as their standard, and average isn't good enough. A sign that a marriage is terminal.
I'm being beat like a dog who can't read music, and I don't know how much more I can take.
by knowman March 15, 2008
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help

A mythical being that will magically appear and render assistance. No one knows what help looks like as no one has ever seen it. I think it isn't fair to blame help for promises that other people make, and help can't keep.
That cabinet looks to big and heavy to move by myself, don't worry you'll have help. I'm not qualified to do this job, don't worry you'll have help. I don't have enough time for this project, don't worry you'll have help.
by knowman March 11, 2008
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frash

Trash that some one puts on craigslist's free entry so they won't have to pay to get rid of it. Free trash. A couch that stinks of cat piss is frash.
If a listing on Cl is more than 2 hours old the item is usually frash.
by knowman June 06, 2010
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unpractial joker

a person who thinks thier tricks are cute,funny,or clever when they are mean, stupid,or disruptive. they tend to be social missfits who like to dish it out,but don't like getting it back. even if they know they are wrong they never apolagise,thier response is whats the matter can't you take a joke. these people get sent to sensativity training a lot,but it doesn't do any good.
the office gossip who spends more time making trouble than working. the unpractial joker who swaps mouse and keyboard cables jacking up your computer. the guy who makes things up to have something to say,
by knowman February 23, 2008
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garage sale trail

The path most consumer technology takes, from gee wiz. to so what, to make an offer. In other words technology will become quickly outdated and lose most of its value. The rule of the garage sale trail is a curse to the first owner but a blessing for the next owner.
The rule of the garage sale trail makes a $1,000 tv worth $50 in 5 years.
by knowman December 20, 2011
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