knowman's definitions
Underage teenage girl who is so drunk she is going to be sick. No guy in his right mind messes with these girls for several reasons. 1. She is underage, and even if she is willing it's statutory rape. 2. She is drunk, and even if she is willing it can become rape if she changes her mind after the fact. 3. You have no idea what std this girl has, some of them can ruin you for life. 4. Do you want everyone to know that you are so desperate that you would risk your freedom and health for this little skank? If you are that desperate wash you hands and whack-off it's safer and won't get you in jail.
Frank found out that pre-puker he screwed is knocked-up,he's sweating bullets man. Dan got a dose from some pre-puker at the party, you better get checked man. Jim thought I was nuts not screwing that pre-puker, now he's facing a rape charge.
by knowman March 9, 2008
Get the pre-pukermug. Someone who corrects the English mistakes in the work of another writer. The shepherd who safely guides thoughts and ideas through the swamps of the English language. A maintenance worker who struggles to keep that cobbled together bridge between the writers mind and the readers mind called English from collapsing. A harmless drudge who works just as hard on a toilet paper ad as on a work that will be considered a jewel of western literature. A pain in the neck when it's your paper they're correcting.
The quality of your paper is A+, the mechanics is D- , you are a miserable proof reader. I really stink at English my spouse has to proofread all my writing.
by knowman March 22, 2008
Get the proof readermug. A mythical being that will magically appear and render assistance. No one knows what help looks like as no one has ever seen it. I think it isn't fair to blame help for promises that other people make, and help can't keep.
That cabinet looks to big and heavy to move by myself, don't worry you'll have help. I'm not qualified to do this job, don't worry you'll have help. I don't have enough time for this project, don't worry you'll have help.
by knowman March 11, 2008
Get the helpmug. A $5.00 item that costs $10.00. May be of higher quality than a $4.00 item but not enough to justify it's price. Usually a fad or status item like a $500 Gucci purse.
by knowman April 13, 2008
Get the overpricedmug. A junk car or truck ,that is driven like a tank by its' retarded driver. The driver forces his way into traffic, cuts people off, and does scary moves because he doesn't care if his ride gets into a wreck. Most battlecar drivers have no plates, no drivers license , no insurance ,and no brains. Normal drivers give way because they don't want a wreck.
by knowman August 1, 2008
Get the battlecar retardiamug. Someone who drives away without paying for their gas. Some try to claim it's a form of social justice because "the oil companies are ripping us off." Basically it's stealing from the guy who owns the local gas station.
by knowman April 22, 2008
Get the pump banditmug. The fourth black president, the first openly black president. The four black presidents are Linclon , Johnson, Clinton, and Obama.
by knowman February 15, 2009
Get the Obamamug.